Aw man you hear that @randy-gall. Thinks you’re weird. 

3 days ago i was sitting in a dirty little hole in the wall shop eating noodles from a family that has been making the same noodles for like 3 generation. it was unfuckingbelieveable.

As opposed to right now, where im sitting in my house in my underwear eating a bacon and egg samwich with peas and bacon spread ( which is actually kind of amazing) and drinking an esspresso coffee. Life is good.

always a good pastime. im watching atlantis atm, thinking to go down the the shops or go for a swim.

I pissed off my coworker today. It was really funny because he let out this high pitched growl, this sort of gremlin scream that said, “Shut up man!” and I know I shouldn’t make fun of him for it but it was so damned funny.

I’ve been searching the internet for 15 minutes trying to find the reason why Sting wasn’t on RAW tonight.

I’m not a shit talker I’m just an asshole, and I tell things how it is. Chicks don’t dig shit talkers or assholes, they dig confidence and it takes confidence to be a shit talking asshole.

But no, I have funny stories. I pissed him off so bad that he threw a cup at me. Like, he was a few inches away from my face and threw a cup at me and it missed. I laughed. It’s because I told him to get the fuck out the dishroom because he was going too slow and was slowing me down. I ended up doing everything myself and had it all done at the end of the day. Then my bosses talked to me about swearing. I was like, “I don’t think there is a better way to get him out then telling him to get the fuck out” oh god. I said ‘fuck’ so much during that lecture, to the point where my boss’s face was red.

Then there was the time when he left me with everything so he could take a 2nd lunch. So I went around and wrote everybody kutos cards for doing what ever and not taking a second lunch. I have too much fun.

That dude hates me so much. But it’s cool, because they want to make me supervisor and if they do I will make sure he actually works.

Oh, and last Friday they finally said something about my Natas shirt that says Fuqerrbdy. on the back. “It kind of looks like it says fuck everybody” lol. I wore that shirt to the BBQ.

The Notorious, L.T.B. said
Cus he left his gloves at home 86

nah turns out he’s probably going to be a part timer. Dammit

It’s the exact opposite with me. People think I’m just joking when I’m being dead serious. It’s really the greatness of it. I’m a completely honest asshole who will tell people how much he doesn’t like people, and they laugh cause they think I’m joking and I laugh because they think I’m joking.

your a funny one Lucem XD