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An unamed Nerdcore song
January 16, 2019
2:08 am
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So, I’m attempting to record stuff now, and I wrote this out of boredom because I had nothing better to do and wanted to see how many references I could cram in a song. I heard G-Mo’s final boss is like this too, but I haven’t actually heard it, so I wouldn’t know. Anyways, I’ll probably never record this, its not really on my list of priorities to make a nerdcore song, so, here’s some lyrics lmao. Prepare for some over the top cheesy shit and possibly some cringe.  

 

Intro (spoken)

 

Yo

The Dead Sun is here

To ruin her reputation before she has the chance to gain it

Because fuck you

Ima dip my toe in to this nerdcore shit

HERE WE GO

 

First verse

 

Step the fuck back

Or this’ll be your final fantasy

I catch you prayin for the win

And ima make that shit a murder scene

 

I fought in the second battlefield

And blew up tanks

Then I hopped onto league

And blew up more tanks

And if you on my team better give out thanks

And go help out the other lanes, cause I don’t need ganks

 

But nowadays I’m smashin faces with my warlock punch

Send you to the sky I knew your movements on a hutch

 

And G-mo if you really made Luigi your main

Well then best expect to catch some ink to your face

 

I might invite ICP to play D&D

But no matter how nerdy I get, nobody fucks with me

 

You a level 1 Rogue I’m level 20 druid

Cause when you try and hurt my BEAST FORM I just renew it

 

Hook:

The monster

Is outta her cage

I’ll take your ass to hell

Cause your gonna fuckin pay

You think your hot shit

Check my fuckin KDA

Any time, any game

I’ll kick your ass all day

 

(instrumental break)

 

Back to the fuckin ways I make your life end

First thing to understand

I don’t follow the trends

I smash the damn meta

So that you and your friends

Will know that I’m betta

That’s the message I send

 

And you can call me fucking Kemba

Cause you know that I’m strapped

I got swords, lances, guns, and a mudda fucking hatchet axe

And I’m shrouded by the juggalos so you aint get to attack

And your posse can’t block so you getting sword slashed

Cause I can see their fear, and I know they hearts ain’t black

Real life, or a deck, your teams all fuckin wack

 

And you can’t trace my tracer, so you ain’t never hit

Used to be a scout, same deal, stealin all ya shit

 

Fucking kids think they got game

Think your skills are tight

Well i’ma put you in ya place

Wit this mudda fuccin counterstrike

 

And I go retro too

So there’s nothin you can do

When I’m beatin your ass in street fighter 2

And they never see me comin, I’m in the back like Q

But when I come into the foreground, I’m ending you

 

Back to the communities, I’m sick of your shit

I’ll kill a poser and a gatekeeper

Tear em all to bits

 

When you catch me in game you’ll see me makin the plays

I might get fed up and pull a gta

Then perform a drivebye

But you can’t give chase

Riki Maru with a dagon

Look like completionist snake

And for your sake

you better hope I stay hidden

Cause I can look like Giagis

when wings ain’t gettin bitten

 

And now you earthbound

Cause I’m a fuck your mother on yo grave

Oh that’s in poor taste?

Ha bitch! What a shame.

 

Hook:

 

Final verse:

Its’ time to wrap up

Getting back makin bitches stuck

Before I go though, I’m afraid you all outta luck

Cause soon you’ll be gainst the ones that don’t give a fuck

And they’ll beat yo ass to death, cause you fucking suck

Bitch!

 

(Spoken)

Oh and for the record, G-mo’s alright

Luigi though, nah, fuck Luigi

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January 16, 2019
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And now, here’s all the references explained, because its 1 in the morning and I’m procrastinating the work I have to do.

Intro (spoken)

 

Yo

The Dead Sun is here

To ruin her reputation before she has the chance to gain it

Because fuck you

Ima dip my toe in to this nerdcore shit

HERE WE GO

 

First verse

 

Step the fuck back

Or this’ll be your final fantasy

I catch you prayin for the win

And ima make that shit a murder scene

In final fantasy 7  a character named Aerith was famously killed by the main villain of the game whilst praying on her knees in a church.

 

I fought in the second battlefield

And blew up tanks

The second battlefield game had a focus on vehicles, and I enjoyed the shit out of blowing them up

Then I hopped onto league

And blew up more tanks

Tank can also be used to refer to a character that’s hard to kill

And if you on my team better give out thanks

And go help out the other lanes, cause I don’t need ganks

 

But nowadays I’m smashin faces with my warlock punch

Send you to the sky I knew your movements on a hutch

In super smash brothers, Gannondorf’s infamous neutral special is called the Warlock punch, and requires a decent amount of prediction of the enemies movements to land because of its long windup

 

And G-mo if you really made Luigi your main

A reference to one of his songs where he played luigi in smash bros, I don’t remember which one, I don’t know his songs very well

Well then best expect to catch some ink to your face

A reference to one of my new favorite smash bros characters, and one of the best in the game right now, the inkling, who fights by covering people with ink. Also a sex joke, cause why not

 

I might invite ICP to play D&D

But no matter how nerdy I get, nobody fucks with me

This implies that I am respected despite being associated with nerd shit, which has sometimes been true, but is mostly an exaggeration.

 

You a level 1 Rogue I’m level 20 druid

Cause when you try and hurt my BEAST FORM I just renew it

In D&D level 20 is the highest you can go, and the Druid gets a stupidly overpowered ability that allows them to use their beast shape (turning into an animal) as many times as they want. Essentially giving them infinite health unless the enemy can kill your beast form and you in one turn.

 

Hook:

The monster

Is outta her cage

I’ll take your ass to hell

Cause your gonna fuckin pay

You think your hot shit

Check my fuckin KDA

Any time, any game

I’ll kick your ass all day

 

(instrumental break)

 

Back to the fuckin ways I make your life end

First thing to understand

I don’t follow the trends

I smash the damn meta

smash the meta is usually a term used by idiots to describe going against what is accepted as the best strategy, however there are legitimate times when it’s beneficial, and if you are confident enough that you’re better than the enemies, which I’m implying I am, than you probably don’t care if its good or not. Also I’m not actually this cocky, I just find it fun.

So that you and your friends

Will know that I’m betta

That’s the message I send

 

And you can call me fucking Kemba

Cause you know that I’m strapped

I got swords, lances, guns, and a mudda fucking hatchet axe

Kemba is a card in Magic The Gathering, that summons allies when they are equipped with weapons, and so you usually try to give them a shit ton.

And I’m shrouded by the juggalos so you aint get to attack

 Slight reference to the kemba summoning allies thing, and the term shroud in magic the gathering means that the creature cannot be targeted by spells or abilities. So I’m saying their “attack” won’t work because they can’t target me

And your posse can’t block so you getting sword slashed

Cause I can see their fear, and I know they hearts ain’t black

In magic the way you block a creature from attacking you is by using another creature, however the key word “fear” means they are only capable of being blocked by constructs or creatures with black mana, this is not a racial reference, it has to do with the attributes of a person, black mana is usually wielded by evil or at least ruthless and goal driven people.

Real life, or a deck, your teams all fuckin wack

 

And you can’t trace my tracer, so you ain’t never hit

Tracer is a character in overwatch, and tracing is following an enemies movements to shoot them

Used to be a scout, same deal, stealin all ya shit

a reference to capture the flag mode in Team Fortress 2, which I was bomb at

 

Fucking kids think they got game

Think your skills are tight

Well i’ma put you in ya place

Wit this mudda fuccin counterstrike

A reference to the ultra competitive shooter, Counter-strike, that is unfortunately plagued by many idiotic kids who think that because they play the game they’re automatically talented. I haven’t played it much, but I felt it was a fitting reference, I also haven’t played much overwatch, but those are just about all here that I don’t have much experience with.

 

And I go retro too

So there’s nothin you can do

When I’m beatin your ass in street fighter 2

And they never see me comin, I’m in the back like Q

But when I come into the foreground, I’m ending you

The character Q was a mysterious figure that originally appeared in the background of Chun Li’s stage in street fighter 2, but in later editions became a playable character. So coming out of the background and into the foreground to beat the shit out of people.

 

Back to the communities, I’m sick of your shit

I’ll kill a poser and a gatekeeper

Tear em all to bits

Gatekeeping is when somebody feels the need to “test” people to ensure they are whatever thing that they are apart of, so It’d be something like somebody quizzing somebody on game stuff or calling them a fake gamer, they do this a shit ton to girls. I’m sure a lot of us have met juggalo gatekeepers too. Like, people who’d be like “you can’t call yourself a juggalo if you don’t listen to Esham” stuff like that. I do however pass most “tests” people give, but some of them have rediculous standards, but I’ve played so much I usually pass them, doesn’t make them any less of assholes. Same goes for any gatekeepers, juggalo Gatekeepers, and my personal least favorite, LGBT gatekeepers. 

 

When you catch me in game you’ll see me makin the plays

I might get fed up and pull a gta

Grand theft Auto, no shit

Then perform a drivebye

But you can’t give chase

Riki Maru with a dagon

Ricky Maru is a character in Dota and Dota 2 who goes invisible until he makes a melee attack, dagon is an item that any character can purchase that shoots a powerful laser, which does not take riki out of his invisibility.

Look like completionist snake

One of the things you can get for completing the first metal gear solid (I think, I may be confusing it with one of the ones after it) is permanent invisibility.

And for your sake

you better hope I stay hidden

Cause I can look like Giagis

Giagis is the main villain of the game Earthbound, who is lovecraftian in nature and his form cannot be visually comprehended

when wings ain’t gettin bitten

 

And now you earthbound

A play on the name of the aforementioned game, saying they’ll be bound to be in the earth dead

Cause I’m a fuck your mother on yo grave

Mother is the name of the series earthbound is a part of in Japan

Oh that’s in poor taste?

Ha bitch! What a shame.

People lose their fucking minds if you even so much as joke about the mother series.

 

Hook:

 

Final verse:

Its’ time to wrap up

Getting back makin bitches stuck

Before I go though, I’m afraid you all outta luck

Cause soon you’ll be gainst the ones that don’t give a fuck

And they’ll beat yo ass to death, cause you fucking suck

Bitch!

 

(Spoken)

Oh and for the record, G-mo’s alright

Luigi though, nah, fuck Luigi

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

January 1, 2020
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I feel like I was just parodied..

 

asides from the obvious juggalo influence, your references need more impact..

 

like so..

January 16, 2020
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