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How MORBID are you?
August 18, 2014
3:48 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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Snakeskin jimmy hats are morbid

Oakland Raider fans are morbid

Working with Machete all day that’s Morbid

He snitched on me and I got deported

August 19, 2014
3:53 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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Steak and kidney pie ain’t morbid

Unless its made out of your kids

Laughing when Whitney died I’m morbid

Giraffe fucking a human guy morbid

 

Guillotine urinals are morbid

Bloody stump pecker wounds be morbid

Fucking chick cops in the ass call it porkin

 And I’m well hung like Mork is.

 

Your ho’s penis crater is morbid

Faygo Fetus flavor is morbid

 A scrub don’t really care that that’s morbid

Its only .99¢ , go poor kids!

August 19, 2014
6:38 pm
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Hermaphrodite murder porn is dank morbid;

knock themselves up on film, then abort it.

It really don’t get more distorted;

til they freeze-dry the remains then snort it.

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August 20, 2014
11:06 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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krunkazphuk said
Hermaphrodite murder porn is dank morbid;

knock themselves up on film, then abort it.

It really don’t get more distorted;

til they freeze-dry the remains then snort it.

Those first two lines are morbid diamonds.

August 20, 2014
11:37 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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Old Mr Dangerous said

krunkazphuk said
Hermaphrodite murder porn is dank morbid;

knock themselves up on film, then abort it.

It really don’t get more distorted;

til they freeze-dry the remains then snort it.

Those first two lines are morbid diamonds.

Seriously, don’t leave us.

August 21, 2014
12:31 am
DrFreshness
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Picking my nose, is that so morbid? No

It’s only my nose cuz I sawed it off your face though

All outta boogers so help myself to yours I did

And that is how I go about keepin my shit morbid

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August 22, 2014
5:20 pm
Neverthrive
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like Obama is black, I’m morbid
your mama so fat she morbid
obese like that, she need a corset
of course it wouldn’t fit, gotta force it

these rhymes are wack, I ain’t quite morbid
unlike your ma’s snatch, which stank like horse shit
her face look like a ballsack, that’s fuckin morbid
probably got cheeto snacks stuck up under her tits

shooting up playgrounds, shit, I’m morbid
when you see me spray rounds hit the floor quick
I’m fresh to death in this suit of flayed flesh
came to collect your last breath, your life is forfeit

and there’s my contribution. 

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September 6, 2014
11:19 pm
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Twiztid Ha Ha Ha, that’s morbid 

Arc weld to the face, that should torch it

Wrap the fetus neck, with the cord and shit

Another weld on it, that should scorch it

Esham KKKill the Fetus, that’s gore shit

Grizzly on the school toilet, dip spit

And when I take a shit, I sit on it

Even when I take a piss, I sit

Sit on the toilet backwards, like South Park

Fuck a dads daughter, then dart

Eddie Murphy’s game, is the fart

Chasing the ice cream truck, better park

Because my mom wants ice cream, or she’ll be pissed

Then throw a shoe at me, split my lip

My aunt has facial hair, thinks it’s hip

When in reality, that’s nasty shit 

I’m !JIFF!, from the Abyss

And I’m done I’ll leave this track for Dark Lotus 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

September 7, 2014
4:06 pm
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Rabid gash hijacks your day, blew out morbid;

feeding flames arterial spray of the retarded.

Paroled to oblivion, shallow breath without a purpose;

static time with no reward, enjoy your dirtnap.

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September 7, 2014
8:35 pm
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I keep loading the clips its morbid

They keep begging for help thats morbid

The voices in my mind they is morbid

All the bodies theyll find thats morbid

September 7, 2014
10:24 pm
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First lobotomy, that’s morbid

Brains I got to see, I’m morbid

Crack ya head like pottery, so morbid

Broken skull lookin like porcelain 

September 9, 2014
3:17 pm
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My hunger is fucked, I’m off balance, I’m getting morbid

Hunted and finished my meal and I stored it

Right in the trunk the scene is bloody and horrid

Driving alone fighting with my demons I floor it

The moon watching my disposal its getting close to morning

Go home, wash up and repeat another killing, I hate committing something so morbid

September 9, 2014
9:48 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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I’m not a nice guy, bitch, I’m morbid

Give your throat a sick slice I’m morbid

dot your eyes like ray rice I’m morbid

 

lol.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

September 9, 2014
10:07 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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I didn’t tip the waitress, I’m morbid

I don’t wash my hands when I make piss, damn morbid

I play with legos, leave em an the floor and

laugh when you step on one, so morbid.

September 9, 2014
10:11 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
I didn’t tip the waitress, I’m morbid

I don’t wash my hands when I make piss, damn morbid

I play with legos, leave em an the floor and

laugh when you step on one, so morbid.

Fucking. Hilarious.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

October 7, 2014
10:08 am
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Paper cut on your dick, that’s morbid 

Now you’re bleeding out of it, that’s horrid

That just made you sick, I’m sure of it

Because the paper cut was on the tip, “ow shit!” 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

October 7, 2014
11:21 am
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you get anywhere near MY shit Jiffydick, and your getting your mouth kicked

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

October 7, 2014
11:32 am
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I never said I’d be doing, that shit

Just clearly stated, that’s morbid 

Because that shit would really hurt, like hell

And if that happened to me, I’d yell

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

October 8, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous
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Tip of a pushpin in.your abcess morbid

Trafficking George Bush for mad sess morbid

Cut the life support of Tracy Morgan

Free man never i keep his room boarded.

October 8, 2014
8:04 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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Everythings gluten.free and.morbid

Except my poop and pee aint morbid

I stab-

….

………

………… sorry, i just wanted to rhyme “gluten-free” with “poop and pee”. Lemme thinkk…

 

…. now.im.on a shootin spree feelin morbid

So come and shoot hoops with me and Jordan

Feelin so unhealthy and morbid

Droppin babies from the sky like the stork did

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