I cant explain the whole situation to give a proper head image but we have a water tester at work. 4 ins and 4 outs with short garden  hoses attached to each one, their stretched at about 3 feet apart. Leaving 8 lines hanging in a hallway that people have to walk thru. Every time someone walks near me i internally sing ‘Double Dutch Bus’. 

Another story i have is we took my alcoholic buddy to the Rock and Roll hall of fame. He got pretty primed before going and wanted to touch everything in sight. No joke, we almost got kicked out 3 times due to him touching Elvis’s car, i cant remember the second thing, but the third was one of George Clintons fur coats. Once past the main cuing lines your not allowed photography. The Mrs almost got tackled for taking a picture of a giant wolf holding out his arms in attack mode, 15 feet over head, behind a large faux brick wall. Representing The Wall by Pink Floyd. Phenomenal… Security stood and watched as she deleted the picture from her phone. 

Also when i wake up early in the morning after a wild sexcapade i sometimes ‘P Funk’y…