Bout time someone punched that dumbass. Now we just need Billy Bill to punch Chuck Reeves and we can continue down this path of stupidity amongst grown men.

At least shaggy's dropkick was amusing

All I know is that CPN has got to be like one of the biggest douche bags ever. The way he looks, dresses, speaks, and his body language, all scream high levels of douchebaggedness. 

Adults don't fight.

Adults call the police.

How come people that aren't under threat of being incarcerated in the prison system concerned about snitching?

Sheeeeeeesh

I think mne should of have just called the cops. And they should fire Dustin. I would. 

Why do I have mne's address but not his phone number? Bleh. Also who the fuck proudly takes a pic infront of an 8 Mile sign to proclaim your in Detroit "fahm"?

bayAreaShaman said

I think mne should of have just called the cops. And they should fire Dustin. I would.   

Explain.

I actually caught the vid shortly after the livestream ended. Had a lot of strong opinions, tried to keep them to myself, but as soon as I started chopping it up with the homie Madd Maxxx about it I'm like, "Great. Now I gotta make my own post about the shit." So, here's that.

On CPN's MNE failraid:

At this point, most Juggalos are past any divisive record label nonsense to begin with, but its my understanding that the kid has some kind of legitimate beef with that camp (on this I could be wrong, I don't actually know) so I will give him credit for showing up. There's the participation trophy. Now let's unpack this disaster, and why I consider it as such.

The perspective. If anyone is travelling to an interesting location, do the viewers a service, turn your phone sideways and document it. It does your audience no favors forcing them to try and gather details of your surroundings from over the shoulder of the same gentle giant we see in every video. It's simply less interesting for the viewer.

"I pissed in your building fam." This is no kind of accomplishment. I peed in a building I hated every single day when I went to work. You could have whipped your dick out and pissed on the floor, on the walls, on a car, on a desk, anything to give that piss some offensive legitimacy on your mission. And I speak from experience- my pisscapades are the stuff of legend. Only toddlers should ever be proud that they peed in the toilet.

Sidebar to the above: Does anybody remember Chanology, when 4chan went to war with Scientology? One of my favorite stories from that era was when anon glued pubes all over his body and ran his ass around the Scientology building touching stuff, so even when security bounced him, they had to get covered in pubes to do it. THAT is how you criminally tresspass.

Not scrapping. Getting hit and not scrapping is almost understandable, if that's your disposition. It doesn't make you look good, but I get it. But this is coming from the guy who was supposed to fight Franky Grudge, and if I'm being totally real, I'd have rooted for CPN in that match. However, the way the chips fell makes me wonder how ready to fight dude actually is. Make no mistake, a single blow was exchanged, then CPN proceeds to talk from his car.

"You needed backup fam."

"Get out."

And then he pulled off. There was an opportunity for a fight that never happened, so the softness of the first blow is irrelevant. Take a couple of lumps that don't bruise and we can say conclusively that Dustin hits like a bitch. At this point all one can say is that Dustin hits and CPN does not, at least in this particular instance. Moreover, and most ironically, no one would have even been aware of the blow had not CPN initiated the Striessand effect for the rest of the video.

Lastly, the cop calling. Look...I get that Juggalos aren't supposed to be a gang. We also don't need to be softies who threaten to call police. On the MNE end its understandable, in that a business has to behave like a business to a point, but if dude stole your phone why not just go to war and see how it pans out on their end? Juggalos were once known for the idea of Juggalo Justice, the principal of: You stole my merch so I'mma fuck your girl and poop in your reserve tank. Let's get back to that, instead of this pussified bitchy neighbor cop caller behavior.

And make no mistake, I have no issues with CPN. I've met him. He's a nice dude. But at the same time, I can't cosign someone's bid for infamy if they're not willing to get into a little bit of trouble for it. It's just not how this works. There's no glory, or even anything terribly noteworthy, about: Show up, get punched, leave- and the only reason I put THIS much thought into it is out of fear that the younger generation might be influenced into thinking this dumb shit is how its supposed to go.

vinyllover said

Explain.