smoked a joint and then got paranoid as fuck

If Trump wins Canada is fucked.

and there is a yuge chance he does win

the problem is that he's running on a deportation ticket

and if he wins Nov 5th he still won't be president until Jan 20th

so all the dog and cat eaters that don't want to be deported are going to flood the Canadian border and they are going to eat all of our beavers.

and Jihadi Justin Trudeau will welcome them all in with open arms.