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if A Juggalo Was President
June 27, 2019
8:27 am
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1. First of all… AS PRESIDENT I Would Declassify Juggalos OFF THE F.B.I. GANG LIST… 

the F.B.I. will know directly from me that Juggalos aren’t a fucking gang, they’re a music subculture with awesome family values that love life and music and are great people…

For Juggalos that are in Gangs that get busted / arrested whatever… the ICP Juggalo tattoos / lifestyle affiliation will mean absolutely nothing. ‘CAUSE IN MY AMERICA IT’S JUST DOPE ASS MUSIC

 

2. No more bullshit with mexico, no more seperating kids from their families… if anyone wants to come into the USA there will be a hella easy process, like going into Disney Land just with more paper work… We’re All Immagrants! this crisis with our southern border can be sovled easily. – look i realize there’s a lot more to this subject than “okay you seem cool good and cool, welcome to our Country”… all I’m sayin’ is… there’s fucking War in South America, and fools need a place to chill so let’s be fucking Americans and be cool as fuck and give these people a place to Live!… And don’t even get me started on the marijuana industry… ’cause we can create so many new jobs with the legalization of marijuana and even the cbd oils… the rick simpson oils, we have a cure for fucking Cancer and we need to get it spread… work with each other, our communities… this THC Oil and CBD oil is the future

 

3. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST, FUCK THE WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST… let those fuck-heads do their wierd religious bullshit and kill each other.. whatever… NO ONE should have nuclear bombs and missile capability, no-one… if Russia has their nukes though, of course we’re going to keep ours… China… look… we need to come to a fucking agreement with that no one wants nuclear war and we need a world peace treaty… where we get rid of all nukes…  i think this is one of the most imporant topics so it needs to be discussed more but for now we’ll move on, mutha Facko!

4. NO MORE POLICE BRUTALITY – They work for us, not the other way around… No more killings…. there needs to be a ramped up more intelligent common sense version that actually protects and serves the public for justice, not no fucking crooked fascist pigs!!! dude POLICE are still killing people everyday in the name of the law… well fuck the law! STOP THE INSANITY / STOP THE INJUSTICE.

5. FREE HEALTH CARE – anyone that’s sick or hurt deserves Free Medical attention! str-8 the fuck up!

6. FREE COLLEGE – if we don’t educate the future of this country we’re doomed… have you seen the latest trends on the internet lately!?!?! KIDS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB and Lame… they must be educated and… dude, especially History and Math…. ya gotta know your History or you’re Doomed to repeat it.

7. stop the drug cartels – i feel so strongly about legalizing drugs, or should i say “decriminalizing drugs”, i know that it won’t stop everything completely but, I Feel Like The Revolutionary people that at least are throwing ideas out there could drastically decrease deaths… and if you’re a Hustler making a livin’ off slangin’ your stuff on the streets… i feel like Decriminalizing and even legalizing drugs could create massive amounts of legal jobs! Obviously with the re-form of drug laws

Look man, i’m just a Fucking Anarchist, but i’m trying to be a peaceful anarchist… but if the way shit continues, i wouldn’t mind throwing a Molotov Cocktail in a fucking crowd of neo-nazis… or perhaps setting off pipe-bomb to expload at a neo-nazi alt right rally… if these fucking Trump-Supporter alt-right Pro-White neo-nazi fucks get their way… they want complete fucking genocide of the black race and jewish people… and i ain’t Cool wit that…. we must confront them on the streets and tell them to fuck the fuck off our streets ’cause we ain’t havin’ it!

We want peace and Love… and Punk Rock! and juggalo parties! and Reggae festivals and hardcore music and wicket shit!

and you know what? Donald Trump didn’t do shit to help unemployment or the lower class!, that motherfucker’s a liar! Poverty is at an all time high, and with all the school-shootings and Mass-shootings i’m just sayin’ we (intelligent normal people) need to keep it peaceful and set better examples for the rest of the human population that aren’t igonorant brain-washed fools. see , the way I C it cuzz is we’re all fucked, ’cause through out all of our current recent history no-one seems to have learned the lesson that War is killing us all… so until we as a united Human species on this planet has decided to work together and stop the madness and the killings, there’s always going to violence and war. So I’m sayin’ get your mind right, get your shit together, and let’s achieve Enlightenment and Love, and through Nature’s laws (Fuck Artificial Intelligence and the internet), let’s achieve our own Evolutionary advancement through friendship and peace, you know what i’m sayin’ on some Real Juggalo Shit.

Whoop whoop SPANGE :

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June 27, 2019
9:24 am
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SPANGE said
if A Juggalo Was President…

WTF u mean “if”?

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Whoop whoop krunkazphuk :

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June 27, 2019
10:12 am
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SARCASM ALERT!: Right? ’cause Donald Trump hasn’t been a rich fuck that has discriminated against the poor / lower class people through out his whole career … he’s a Rich fucking Richie rich fuck that (DIDN’T EARN SHIT and got everything from his RICHIE ASS rich racist KKK father) hates the lower class,… just sayin’

dude Don’t get me wrong… I get the joke… dude i get it, Trump makes other politicians look pathetic, but he takes their absolute Worst policies and he normalizes them with his “joking personality” when in reality he’s way worse than any of them, he’s actually carry’ing out these horrible right wing policies and he lies about all of it, everything that he does is helping his own interest not the American People, that fucking cunt-douche has had a life long history of being racist against Natives, Black People, and Latinos. It’s been Video-Documented… is Hillary any better? No, but voting for trump / supporting Trump isn’t the fucking answer man! in fact it’s the exact opposite, by supporting Donald Trump you’re actually supporting the Racist System more… what we need to do is STOP THE ELECTIONS! STOP THE VOTES. DESTROY THE FUCKING SYSTEM… i would love for that to happen peacefully with intelligent conversations, but at the rate of the stupidity i see, i think maybe a Bomb going off might be the solution… (maybe, just a Bomb that exploads and kills Mitch McConnell, can we at least all agree that Mitch McConnell needs to die???)

and hey i ain’t no mutha fucking democrat… i’m saying Fuck both of the political parties… what fucking choice is A Republican and A Democrat? it’s a fucking Terd sandwich and a Big Douche bag…

i’m sayin’ we need to destroy the whole political system DESTROY IT! ( i’m saying for me personally with MUSIC)  … and RE-CONSTRUCT IT and RE-BUILD! out with the old, in with the new… DISRUPT the whole system! hopefully through peace with intelligent conversation, but Goddamnit, I got to be honest If I ever see Richard Spencer on the streets of my city i wouldn’t talk… straight up I would take direct action! and serve him a good knuckle-sandwich, Richard Spencer doesn’t give a goddamn about unity or the juggalo community… Right Wing Terrorism is on the rise and we have to stop it Krunkazphuk… i ain’t gonna let any trump supporter racist rich redneck hick fuck with any of my juggalo homies…

anyway i don’t know if beating trump will happen, i’m thinking a revolutionary Assassination is the best hope i have haha, but that’s just me… in reality, i’m thinking maybe Bernie Sanders / Tulsi Gabbard… my thing man is No More Fucking Wars… we’ve had enough soldiers die for bullshit wars, we don’t need any more fucking wars…

dude the next thing you know, there’s gonna be another Atrocity like Hiroshima and Nagasaki… and so many innocent lives are going to squandered.

June 27, 2019
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#TRUMP2020

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June 27, 2019
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June 27, 2019
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I remember Ouija had a joke on a live stream, and I think the comment section on an icp video, of 

Shaggy 2 dope 2020, and I made a shit ton of references to that joke afterwards.

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

June 28, 2019
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SPANGE said

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“It’s time for guillotines, it’s time to raise the boards
It’s time to sharpen blades, we just can’t take this any more
It’s nothing personal, we gave your way a try
We’re sorry, but you at the top all have to die”

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June 28, 2019
9:27 am
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I’ve seen the future & it’s fucking hilarious:

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July 8, 2019
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krunkazphuk said
I’ve seen the future & it’s fucking hilarious:

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Just another reason for the paint.

July 8, 2019
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I can’t even

July 8, 2019
10:43 pm
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me and Donald go way back we used to grab women by their pussy together

Donald is a huge fan of faygo redpop and he loves the song Willy Bubba says it reminds him of Bill Clinton

he even tried real had to get Alex Abiss to appear on the celebrity apprentice but NBC said no

and he hates the FBI just as much as Juggalos

so remember in 2020 dont be a cunt vote for Trump

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