krunkazphuk said
Ok.

  

Look, Psyral’s wife just plagiarized my wonderful speech. I know it’s a great speech, but such terrible plagiary should not be tolerated. Together we can succeed in over coming the terrible Psyral administration. Let’s make this forum great again.

krunkazphuk said
Here’s my contribution to your super PAC, King.

  

I have the SuperUltraMegaPAC. It includes Monsanto, Nike, Walmart, BP, Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Robert Mugabe, Bill Gates, Carly Rae Jepsin, Megatron, The Green Ranger, Juggalo Holocaust and Pat Joyce.

We here at the Lucem administration appreciate your donation though.

I nominate Nyro as ambassador to Fakeistan. In less than a year I envision camels up on blocks in the palace’s front yard and thong burkinis as far as the eye can see.

All hail King Lucem! 

Psyral Infection said
I think it is time for a vote!.

Even though I am down in the polls, I am not worried …

And I control the counting!

…

Vote for Nominees

• Slumerican502(38% : 6 votes)
• King Lucem Ferre(38% : 6 votes)
• TurnaFraze(13% : 2 votes)
• Noah Fence(13% : 2 votes)

Total Voters: 16

What no option to vote for florida joe or randy gall

SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

What no option to vote for florida joe or randy gall  

The system is rigged. They never stood a chance.

Make The Forums Great Again!

OK I’ll play

Immigration :

Open Borders for people coming from nations poorer than our own. It’s a capitalistic myth that immigrants hurt our economy. If we have open borders and we let people come in, they will be applying for work at the same living wage as other people. It will temporarily flood the job market with new people listed as unemployed, however it will increase the amount of spending in communities from the bottom up and will help build our economy.

(Or artists switching labels … or whatever):

Open borders. labels are worthless, anyway. Let people work with the people they wanna work with.

Economy:

Tax the wealthy at a significantly higher percentage, something like we had in the 50s would be great (the top rate was 91%) rather than the very low rate they pay now. 

(Or whatever money concerns think needs to be brought up)

The gathering is affordable but traveling there is not.Tour buses will be issued to pick ninjas up from major cities for free.

Supreme Court Appointees (Someone from the forums you would appoint and why) :

I’m an abolitionist. Abolish the courts and the judicial system and free all convicted felons. Replace with a system of support for people who commit crimes to help them learn to make stronger decisions. Anyone who is guilty of multiple violent crimes after the switch will be exiled. Guilt will be determined by members of the community following very strict guidelines that will account for racial and gender based discrimination. 

Foreign Hot Spots:

Switch from an offense based military to defense based. Switch all “peace keeping” to genuine humanitarian aid but only provide it to countries who ask for it. Provide it with no strings attached. 

(Happenings in the world you are concerned about and how you would fix them) :

We should strongly encourage the global community to treat humanity with respect and to provide clean, healthy water, food, and energy to all people in their care and to be proactive against discrimination in their own communities. 

Debt and Entitlements (Ummm… I don’t know. Boring stuff for me. Just talk about it or something. Feel free to check the spoiler) :

Raise taxes on the wealthy. The Obama stimulus was entirely too conservative and did not grow the economy because it went to the wealthy who simply horde wealth. If you give money to poor people, they spend it rather than horde it. Debt gets paid, charity donations go up, and more than anything purchasing goes up which drives employment. 

Welfare as we know it would be cut to 0 and would be replaced with mandatory minimum income for all adults. 

Unemployment would be treated as a social issue rather than an economic one. People who are unemployed will be given work, meaningful, healthy, productive work sponsored by the state. 

Fitness to be President (Criteria for choosing you) :

I have reasonably sized hands. 

The views are all over the place but everyone so far agrees that we need to reign in the military. Interesting.

I voted Slum because ka is a wheel.