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May 4, 2014

7:19 pm
June 13, 2013

if i cant get on the ballot i will vote for slumerican to finally put the vile liar lucem out of commission, i have instructed all my supporters that because of the crimes committed against me that i am suspending my campaign in order to focus on bolstering the one candidate who isnt a vile bag of shit
7:51 pm

Moderators
February 15, 2014

Vote for Nominees
- Slumerican502
- King Lucem Ferre
- TurnaFraze
- Noah Fence
Total Voters: 16
Dead heat! Who’s going to win? Will the hidden @noah-fence and @turnafraze voters come out and upset the race? Will the @slumerican502 momentum overcome? Will @lucem-ferre rhetoric win showing this is an election of culture, not of politics?
It’s anyone’s game.
12:21 pm
December 3, 2012

I straight up told yall I wasn’t fit. Vote for Lucem.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:18 pm

Moderators
February 15, 2014

6:00 pm
September 18, 2012

7:10 pm

May 4, 2014

“The precinct in Adak, Alaska will be the last polling place in the United States to remain open on Election Day.” Polls there close at 8:00 p.m. on November 8, which translates to November 9, 1:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.
Source: https://ballotpedia.org/State_Poll_Opening_and_Closing_Times_(2016)
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1:47 am
July 28, 2016

1:59 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012

so… the ‘juggalo party’ will be announcing its candidate sometime shortly after the conclusion of the election.
yeah, that sounds about right.
still n all, this thread continues to show a very slightly stronger grasp of politics than the supposed ‘real’ politics thread.
thats not a joke.
for real.
no kidding.
seriously.
no, really. im serious. no joke.
Whoop Whoop scruffy :
SPOOKYtheFUNGIawfully paranoid, arent you?
3:02 am
July 28, 2016

4:14 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012

5:00 am
May 17, 2013

5:16 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012

herbalminded said
i dont come around much i vote scruffy to take punk rock juggalos place
take his place as what?
i couldnt get a third as much done as him. hes a master ninja with magical weapons; im a bushwhacker with a blackjack.
if youre talkin the presidency n all that…
all i can say is, some of my policy proposals would be enormous rollls of the dice. most of em, i spose. probably all.
Whoop Whoop scruffy :
SPOOKYtheFUNGIawfully paranoid, arent you?
5:28 am
May 17, 2013

5:39 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012

sounds like an episode of the twilight zone.
or quantum leap.
or one of the many haircut comedies where two people gotta trade lives for whatever crazy reason, and hijinx and hilarity ensue.
call haley mills.
how bout it, @punkrockjuggalo … wanna switch spots for the next four years?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:02 am

Moderators
February 15, 2014

I think @scottied has been in charge way too long. If I was still running and won the election, I would first repeal and replace the Scottie Care Act. Then put a term limit of 1 week. Basically we take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week and all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of external affairs.
Whoop Whoop Psyral :
ScottieD6:30 am
May 17, 2013

10:43 am

May 4, 2014

herbalminded said
i dont come around much i vote scruffy to take punk rock juggalos place
Are u implying that u want Scruffy to only post once every red moon? Not gonna happen.
Noah Fence said
What’s more Juggalo than being a day late and a dollar short
“Drugs?
Addicted.
Sex?
Addicted.
Rap?
Addicted.
What just hit you in the face?
Addicted.”
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1:27 pm
July 28, 2016

scruffy said
Noah Fence said
What’s more Juggalo than being a day late and a dollar shortcomplainin about not gettin enough free shit.
Or complaining that the free shit you got ain’t the free shit You wanted lol
Whoop Whoop Noah Fence :
SPOOKYtheFUNGIIf you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter
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