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Politics anyone?
February 8, 2016
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the_positive_smack said
trudeau eats putin and being from Montreal he eats poutine a lot

Wow, so is he a Canadian cannibal, or gay Canadian, or a gay Canadian cannibal? At least now I know why he’s weeping.

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February 8, 2016
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February 8, 2016
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#feelthebern #berniesanders #hashtag

 

I have to be completely honest, and smack and miklo will love this. At this point in time, Canada literally seems like simply a better version of the US as far as doing what citizens want. I’ve been seriously considering if changes aren’t made in the US. 

February 11, 2016
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scruffy said

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I have a whole shelf in my room dedicated to televangelist freebies, chick tracts, and various festival leaflets/pamphlets/trick money that I’ve been given over the years.  

i collect watchtowers. 

jehovah witness shows up at my door and doesnt have a watchtower for me, i go off on the poor scrub.  but, if the same kid gives me my shit, ill usually let em give their pitch. 

after that, of course, ill rip em for bein dumb enough to think the door-to-door shit ever netted em anything.  or for continuing to recruit and swell ranks when only 144,000 of em are gonna get the hookup. 

 

collect the fake money shits, too.  or, sometimes, ill wheel over to the church they came from, and seed em around the parking lot. 

The door-to-door is their version of a rite of passage. When enlisting, er uh, joining them, they have to do their rounds until the higher ups say they’re done. The poor fucks don’t have a say in any of it either. If you walk in your local Kingdom Hall and sign up, you very well might get sent to Haiti to go door-to-door or you might just patrol your neighborhood. It all depends on if they like you or not and there is no appeal system. 

That’s a really watered down, dumb version of it but basically, they typically don’t want to be doin that shit anymore than you want them to be there and they, meaning the kids doin it, know the door-to-door doesn’t work but their higher ups are making them do it. 

With all of that said, yeah, I usually let em give me their speech and then get all philosophical on the poor fucks and start askin for proof of their claims.  

February 11, 2016
5:39 am
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CellE2057 said

scruffy said

CellE2057 said
I have a whole shelf in my room dedicated to televangelist freebies, chick tracts, and various festival leaflets/pamphlets/trick money that I’ve been given over the years.  

i collect watchtowers. 
jehovah witness shows up at my door and doesnt have a watchtower for me, i go off on the poor scrub.  but, if the same kid gives me my shit, ill usually let em give their pitch. 
after that, of course, ill rip em for bein dumb enough to think the door-to-door shit ever netted em anything.  or for continuing to recruit and swell ranks when only 144,000 of em are gonna get the hookup. 
collect the fake money shits, too.  or, sometimes, ill wheel over to the church they came from, and seed em around the parking lot. 

The door-to-door is their version of a rite of passage. When enlisting, er uh, joining them, they have to do their rounds until the higher ups say they’re done. The poor fucks don’t have a say in any of it either. If you walk in your local Kingdom Hall and sign up, you very well might get sent to Haiti to go door-to-door or you might just patrol your neighborhood. It all depends on if they like you or not and there is no appeal system. 
That’s a really watered down, dumb version of it but basically, they typically don’t want to be doin that shit anymore than you want them to be there and they, meaning the kids doin it, know the door-to-door doesn’t work but their higher ups are making them do it. 
With all of that said, yeah, I usually let em give me their speech and then get all philosophical on the poor fucks and start askin for proof of their claims.  

im sayin. 

basicly, i let em know that theyre idiots for doin it in the first place, only without actually callin them idiots.  unless they annoy me. 

or dont have a watchtower for me. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 11, 2016
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CellE2057 said 
 … With all of that said, yeah, I usually let em give me their speech and then get all philosophical on the poor fucks and start askin for proof of their claims.  

Maybe it’s because I grew up in the Bible Belt, but for about the past decade when I’ve made eye contact with a trolling Jehovah’s Witness around my front door they’ve averted their eyes. I wish I could bottle that feeling.

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February 11, 2016
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Back to politics (because I’m too lazy to read this whole thread)

 

I am feeling the Bern. Second choice would probably be Rand Paul. Mostly because they are seemingly the only candidates to have the American Public’s interest at heart. Very differing ideologies, but everyone else has been bought. 

February 11, 2016
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February 12, 2016
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Pigg said

I am feeling the Bern. Second choice would probably be Rand Paul. Mostly because they are seemingly the only candidates to have the American Public’s interest at heart. Very differing ideologies, but everyone else has been bought. 

ummm… I wouldn’t hold your breath for Rand Paul winning the election, lol.
He dropped out of the race a little over a week ago.

February 12, 2016
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I took a Side With quiz, I guess I’m libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

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February 12, 2016
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JiffyLong said
I took a Side With quiz, I guess I’m libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

Is it an online quiz? Post link if it is, please/

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February 12, 2016
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Psyral Infection said

JiffyLong said
I took a Side With quiz, I guess I’m libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

Is it an online quiz? Post link if it is, please/

@psyral-infection, http://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz, it was for my government class. 

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February 12, 2016
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JiffyLong said

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JiffyLong said
I took a Side With quiz, I guess I’m libertarian, and side with a dude named Gary Johnson. 

Is it an online quiz? Post link if it is, please/

@psyral-infection, http://www.isidewith.com/political-quiz, it was for my government class. 

I took the quiz. My result was….

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February 13, 2016
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No surprise i side with bernie and jill Stein

 

February 13, 2016
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February 13, 2016
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Damn… I guess im a super bigot, lol.

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February 14, 2016
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Cool little quiz! Assuming the results are generated with some kind of logic, I got:

1) Sanders 2) Stein 3) Clinton

I’ve never even HEARD of this Jill Stein though.

I’m still a bit on the fence, however. I like what Bernie has to say but I think Hillary has the kind of “bitch” that might be needed in other dealings.

Personally, anyone that makes less than $5million a year AT LEAST and plans to vote for Trump is a windowlicking MORON. On what fuckin’ planet do you think that THAT man gives one rat’s ass about your little fuckin’ problems (meaning anything that he can’t relate to as a rich tacky FUCK)?! The man has NEVER pursued (really) any kind of public office. Do you think he would EVER allow someone to tell him that he is no longer a private citizen but a PUBLIC OFFICIAL ie He would work FOR US…. no, I don’t think he could ever come to terms with the concept in the least.

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February 14, 2016
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to say the least. 

 

slight segue, for those who understand the significance of it… 

scalia died today.  well, yesterday, but point being. 

could end up making this a watershed election.  never know exactly what factors will be defining the politics of the day, in the next decade. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 14, 2016
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February 14, 2016
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scruffy said

scalia died today.  well, yesterday, but point being. 

could end up making this a watershed election.  never know exactly what factors will be defining the politics of the day, in the next decade. 

Him being dead is one step closer to world peace, in my book. We need to get all of these lifetime appointees that have held their office since before the civil rights movement OUT of office. That Scalia fuck was always one of the major figureheads of the Courts that have prevented so much progress….

Of course, the news got me thinking about how they haven’t said HOW he really died and I’m wondering if he liked doing David Carradine type shit like choking himself while jerking off or had a heart attack fuckin’ a prostitute… would we ever really be told or know? Usually POSs like Scalia, the ones that “doth protest too much” about shit like gay rights or drugs or women’s issues are the very ones DOING the thing they pretend to hate so much; Could you imagine how this country would tear itself apart if it were ever found out that a SUPREME Court judge was doing that? EVERY ruling he ever made would be challenged. It would be legal chaos! But… more than likely the fat fuck died of some congestive heart thing… They say people have heart attacks often while on vacation because of the change in their activity and eating habits. Meh.

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