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12:02 am
July 15, 2012
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Jumpsteady jumpsteady because jumpsteady is jumpsteady
1:59 am
February 9, 2013
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once jumpsteady won a battle royal he wasnt even in
jumpsteady and batista made a bet on who was stronger loser had to get a star tat on there belly button
jumpsteady was nwo sting and real sting
jumpsteady can crowd surf by himself
jumpsteady pisses.new faygo flavors
jumpsteady once scared the shit out of a rollercoaster
7:32 am
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February 15, 2014
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Juggalos eat Monopoly and shit out Connect 4. But Jumpsteady can win that Connect 4 game in only 3 moves.
Jumpsteady never looks at the time. He just decides what time it is.
When Jumpsteady jumps into Lake Hepatitis, he doesn’t get wet… the lake gets jumpsteadied.
Jumpsteady really knows Victoria’s Secret.
God said “Let there be light!”. Jumpsteady responded “Ok, I’ll allow it.”
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat, because she was saving it for Jumpsteady.
Jumpsteady lost his virginity before his dad did.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Jumpsteady.
Jumpsteady doesn’t use Google. Google asks Jumpsteady for information.
Jumpsteady secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Jumpsteady doesn’t have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.
7:33 am
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February 15, 2014
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But truthfully…
Jumpsteady isn’t really that great. If he was, he would come to my house and slam my face into the keyboavvfusabvlsrhjgj
7:45 am
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May 22, 2012
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some of these look a tad familiar…
but theyre funny, so i suppose we can still count em.
328.
jumpsteady cracked the liberty bell, with a spitwad.
329.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:19 am
March 30, 2013
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Jumpsteady simultaneously beat the Eye of Sauron and Jupiter’s Great Red Spot in a staring contest.
10:04 am
February 24, 2014
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Jumpsteady built the hospital that he was born in.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
10:10 am
February 24, 2014
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If you have 10 dollars, and Jumpsteady only has 5, Jumpsteady has more money than you.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:47 am
March 30, 2013
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Jumpsteady can pulp your family tree into a scroll, smoke it, blow it out and create alternate realities in which those same geneological lines are all in different chronological order. You could be your great great great grandfather’s daddy now. And you’ll have wings.
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August 6, 2013
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Jumpsteady took the chicken of the plate and put it in the fridge. he let Shaggy 2 Dope take credit if for it though, because he’s such a nice guy.
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August 6, 2013
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Jumpsteady gave Violent J the dream about the joker cards by whispering it into his ear while he was sleeping.
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August 6, 2013
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Jumpsteady has ghost-written every song ever recorded for Psychopathic.
10:32 am
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August 6, 2013
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Serious question: Does anyone know if Jumpsteady smokes weed? If there is no clear cut evidence, anyone have any hypothoses? Just wondering.
10:47 am
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February 15, 2014
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piggofdoom said
Serious question: Does anyone know if Jumpsteady smokes weed? If there is no clear cut evidence, anyone have any hypothoses? Just wondering.
My guess is that he either does smoke weed or he doesn’t. One of those two choices.
There are two type of people in this world… Those who divide the world into two types of people, and those who don’t
12:04 pm
May 29, 2013
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J said him and jump made a vow to never do drugs, and that it was considered a break in that vow when he went through his weed smoking days. Considering jump is infallible and would never break a vow of any degree, i doubt it.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
12:30 pm
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August 6, 2013
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True, I forgot about that. Do you think they consider alcohol a drug?
8:43 pm
December 19, 2013
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jumpsteady is almost as strong as me man!
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
8:56 pm
March 30, 2013
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randy gall said
jumpsteady is almost as strong as me man!
That’s like asking if The Flash is as fast as Superman and vice versa.
10:20 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
randy gall said
jumpsteady is almost as strong as me man!That’s like asking if The Flash is as fast as Superman and vice versa.
they raced, the flash won.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:36 pm
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May 22, 2012
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by the way, jumpsteady did not race the flash. he graciously conceded the race to the flash, acknowledging him to be faster.
jump is aware of his limitations.
he is also aware that he can surpass those limitations at will, anytime he wants. but thats no reason to make the flash look bad.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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