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Hatchetman
Denver - DCGCon 2018
January 14, 2018
6:35 pm
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Pigg said
I think instead of giving out prizes we should give out tickets. Then we just all pitch in for a few really dope prizes that people can put their tickets in a raffle for. For example, I can have my coworker make a custom faygoluvers pipe.  

Scruffy mentioned that at some point also, I think it sounds like an awesome idea.

This year i would like to introduce a new addition to the Dark Carnival Games arena. The official Faygoluvers.net Freeway. It’s an officially constructed, for ninjas, by ninjas, midway attraction all for the wig splitting price of free! Hence the term “free”way. Thats right Lo’s and Lette’s theres no charge for these games and prizes. Get ready for the explosive action of Jenga Bomb hosted by our long time friend and moderator, Scruffy. At our faygo bottle ring toss booth youll get the special chance to meet our beautiful Ms Sazarah. Next meet the one and only bayAreaShaman, dont let his size and facial hair scare you away from the matching ducks in our very own duck pond.

Each win will receive a ticket that can be entered into our very own raffle. Three names will be drawn giving a first, second, and third place prizes Make sure to add these games and attractions to your DCG agenda. We hope to see you there.

Needing to know what games are going to be there and how to describe the fellas im missing. Basically a whos doing what kind of thing…

   

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 14, 2018
6:51 pm
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I will try and come up with my own version of a description when I get home from work. It might be a bit later, but I will definitely throw something down.

January 14, 2018
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Hope and I are doing everything we can to make it to the con. I know I’m down to help out wherever necessary. We will be flying so can’t really bring any games but I can definitely whip up a beaded hatchetman or 2 for prizes.

Whoop Whoop Skratchie :

scruffy
January 14, 2018
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So far I’m concocting a few fun activities for my eastern Colorado after party. There’s going to be some kind of tournament or activity along the lines of the Hot Ones wings challenges. Also, Faygo Beer Pong. And lots of weed and fun.

January 14, 2018
11:11 pm
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jenga bomb is very likely gonna be a separate event.  

namedrops are unnecessary, and almost counterproductive.  program readers aint gonna know us.  besides, its bout the games, never the carnies.  

if the only prize is just a ticket with long odds shot at winning a raffle drawing that no one will be around for, thatll cut into the players quite a bit.  need at least some basic, simple [cheap!] shit.  

so its pigg, shaman, and sazarah, with contributions from scottie, me, and/or chief.  but the first three are the official roster for the thing, yeah?  me n scottie got events to account for either way.  

  

info blurb gotta get finalized soon.  preferably in the next twelve hours or so.  since it would be helpful to list examples of midway games to expect, we need to nail down some of them games.  now.  

i think the ‘freeway’ idea is cute, but its hugely misrepresentative.  we need the players to know what it is from the name alone.  

  

so.  get a few games locked the fuck in [knowing that they will be doable, not guessing], finish the writeup, collect full contact info for the roster, then submit the whole thing in one package.  tomorrow morning.  

tick tock.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 15, 2018
12:02 am
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I have 1000 things all going on at once lol 

Whoop Whoop Pigg :

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January 15, 2018
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Pigg said    
I have 1000 things all going on at once lol      

this has been my 2018, so far.  

not quite overloaded.  but i spose i could become overloaded real quick.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 15, 2018
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Its time for work, ill go over this in my head today and see what i can come up with about 5pm this evening. Id like to see what @Pigg has to say to see if were on the same page or not. No name dropping, vague description of games, generic prizes and tickets for a raffle?

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 15, 2018
8:44 am
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Here’s what I came up with:

Come one, come all! Test your luck, intelligence, and skill at the fantastic and fun (and most importantly TOTALLY FREE) Faygoluvers Midway! The carnies from the Faygoluvers forum have  a variety of your favorite midway games, such as: The Ol Evil Eye fishbowl toss, the Faygo Bottle Ring Toss, The “Chicken Huntin’ Duck Pond”, the Superballs Nutsack Beanbag toss, and many more! Unlike most midways these games aren’t ripgged, but just like at the carnival, if you win you get to take home a cheap-ass prize! Did we mention you also win an entry into our raffle where you have the chance to win even fresher prizes? What are you waiting for, a mustache ride from the bearded lady? Come on down and win!

 

Obviously it could still use tweaking. I have 4 games listed. I would like to do the gentleman’s duel as well if we can get away with squirt guns.

I’ve been looking for games and failing. I tried to build off of Drunkalos description but make it more game and prizes oriented.

January 15, 2018
8:56 am
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Totally digging it, well done sir. How about nerf gun duals? Possibly large bazooka nerf gun duals!

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 15, 2018
8:57 am
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isnt ‘cornhole’ a beanbag toss?  bein done already.  

id avoid the term ‘raffle’, even if thats what it is.  also, ‘many more’ implies, well, many.  

  

nerf gun battles is waaay outside the scope.  midway games, yeah?  

we gotta approach this like its work, cuz it is.  how much work [and money spending] do we really wanna have to do, here?  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 15, 2018
9:15 am
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scruffy said
isnt ‘cornhole’ a beanbag toss?  bein done already.  

id avoid the term ‘raffle’, even if thats what it is.  also, ‘many more’ implies, well, many.  

  

nerf gun battles is waaay outside the scope.  midway games, yeah?  

we gotta approach this like its work, cuz it is.  how much work [and money spending] do we really wanna have to do, here?    

I was thinking less cornhole more “knock over the cans”. Sorry I didn’t get much sleep.

January 15, 2018
9:22 am
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ah.  

yeah, very little sleep here, either.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 15, 2018
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I’ll try and make the changes

January 15, 2018
4:57 pm
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Ill be flying. 

YOU KNOW THEY AINT NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER CRACK!!!- Leftover Crack

January 15, 2018
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Alright fellas, is it possible were looking into this too hard? Do the bands at the gathering write their own hype stories for the program or does some paychopathic ninja with a pc whip up fancy words? @Scruffy How much of the last dcgCon did you actually “work”? Did you get to see the artists perform that you wanted to?

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 15, 2018
6:09 pm
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i worked my event, wrote my copy, saw three minutes of hoodoo and icp.  

this cannot be thought out too hard.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 15, 2018
7:15 pm
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i will be there man oNly if theres who can drink the most. Beer contest and naked hores

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

January 15, 2018
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No disrespect brother, just wondered if all the thought out wording was necessary. Is the basis of piggs shit good minus the bean bag, nerf guns, and raffle? Could it pass as a useable copy? Not feeding as much into it as you seem to be taking away from it. But you have your own thing to write, i apologize. We need an @everyone feature for more heads to work on this.

Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :

scruffy

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

January 16, 2018
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Full disclosure: I was asked into this thread, which I’ve been avoiding since my attendance at the con is uncertain. I can’t commit to anything (yet) and if I miss it I’ll be a sad panda. I guess I was supposed to help with the blurb, but I think Pigg has it pretty much on lock. As for cheap game ideas, I can think of only one concept

Simon Says: YOU GOT THE BONE!

This could also apply to any simple, no equipment necessary kids game. But with higher stakes. A team of two referee style judges officiates, with only one calling commands. Instead of being out when you fuck up, you get a bone. A simple, gross, or humiliating punishment but nothing that would require a waver. Putting wet dog food in your pockets, crack and egg on your head (give’m the option to remove their shirts and bring towels), take a shot of ass melting hot sauce, put on a dress, eat fishing bait. Let your competitor paint their face. Solicit ring-used sweatrags from the gladiator arena and make’m huff it. Make them hold on to a foil stink bomb. Super soaker to the groin region. Your imagination and sadistic threshold is the limit. Goes on a point system, player with the least bones wins. This would make for one hell of an endurance challenge in the finals.

And I wouldn’t worry too much about unwilling participants if they’re serving alcohol.

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