
1:39 pm
February 22, 2013

Given the chance even before twiztid dipped, any era until now.. If you held all executive decisions, what would you do to change shit up at the hatchet?
I would see more opportunities to gain skill and skrill. I’d spend mad time scopin out new talent in major cities. I would do phat or wack with the grip of talent they acquire so they know if it’ll flop BEFOREHAND.
Free mixtapes with this new talent featuring known artists and underground beats. make a collectorsversion afternoon slang it.
Idk much about their street team but they might learn from strange bc artists like hoodoo deserve more exposure.
Deal wit my typos this device blows
1:41 pm
August 27, 2012

1:43 pm
February 22, 2013

1:49 pm
March 30, 2013

Same shit most people would probably do. Demote Billy Bill, get J a personal trainer, demand Faygo go through with their proposed ICP flavored soda, offer Dayton Family a new contract, send AMB to Hatchet House (for their creative freedom, not because I in fact dislike them), treat employees that work hard well, give non ICP artists the exposure they deserve, help in any way to aid Detroit city, and wail on Sugar Slam’s vagina.
1:54 pm
December 18, 2012

i would’ve released bizaar/bizzar(bizzaar) as a double album instead of separately
would’ve made abk a member of dark lotus instead of marz from the beginning
wouldn’t have allowed icp and mec to split in 2001
wouldn’t have created umz or axe n smash or psychopathicUK
would’ve promoted repentance, 1 less g, cracked tiles and green book a hell of a lot more
that is what I would’ve done prior to the sixth’s release
2:47 pm
January 11, 2013

2:55 pm
April 13, 2012

4:00 pm
May 21, 2012

I always thought about if it had remained just ICP how much less drama would’ve come…….They would still probably have evolved musically in the direction everyone seems to hate, that’d be the same. But think about if there was never any announcements of “______ left and now have returned to Psy” So yeah thats what my move would be no signees ever just the clowns and the carnival
5:34 pm
September 10, 2013

I would have sent Twiztid on a couple of the big national tours (like Vans, OzFest, etc) and had ICP surprise the fans on a couple of the bigger (LA, NY) dates with ICP/Twiztid collabo songs.
I would have tried to do more in-stores and appearances in general.
I would have made cheaper merch available at shows. I would have released a Joker’s Card box set 5 years ago. I would be working on another Dark Lotus album right now. I would have made ABK re-record most of his material so it didn’t suck so bad.
I would have made the Lotus Pod studio more commercial and shopped around MEC as a producer for other artists.
6:49 pm
January 11, 2013

For my serious answer, ICP should stop being soft. What the fuck are they thinking? That people want that? For one album like the 6th it made sense to show everyone that they’re not actually lunatics and to give love to juggalos. Tell everyone flat out what they’re about as people behind the paint and what their true intentions are. But everything since Hell’s Pit has been shit. No wonder they haven’t had a gold record in over a decade. It ain’t about sounding like Riddle Box either like they keep saying. It’s about being wicked clowns angry at the injustices of the world for God sakes. Just because they got rich doesn’t mean the world got better. Who are they repping for if not the scrubs? That’s what they’re best at as Insane Clown Posse. That’s what everyone wants but they avoid it like the plague. It’s like when Michael Jordan went and played baseball. But even he came back to his senses and laced up his Jordans again.
7:39 pm
September 20, 2013

10:58 pm
April 15, 2013

7:26 am
August 8, 2012

I would’ve tried to get JCW on PPV a few years back when they decided to get serious about it. Not iPPV or on demand or any of that bullshit but like WWE style you watch it now or you don’t watch it. That was always their best chance at succeeding with anything outside of music and with the talent they were using around that time, a lot of well known guys from the big 3 mixed with the usual hardcore shit, it could’ve done something if promoted properly.
I would’ve kept ABK out of Lotus. Nothing he ever did on any of those tracks was all that great. I get that the thing with Marz didn’t work out and they panicked but shit happens. Just drop his parts and move on.
I would re-release every album 5 years after it comes out with new packaging and 1 extra song. The extra song will not be a seperate track, but rather tied onto the last track on the album after a 38 minute pause.
I would’ve worked out a better deal with Vanilla Ice so as to get a slice of the cheese from all of his bookings and tv shows and shit.
I also would’ve had an official booth at the Gathering where you could buy HatchetDrugs or some shit. It’d be of lesser quality than what you would find at Drug Bridge and sold at a 20% or more markup BUT each item would be Psy branded and there would be collectors sets and shit. Then there would be no checks bouncing.
9:36 am
May 11, 2012

mr B said
i’d do what j’s doing whatever the fuck i want
^HAHA awesome!
I’d have them tour around the world more. They seem to have spoiled their fan base in the US to the point it seems most don’t appreciate what they do.
I’d encourage ICP to get more aggressive with their music, put the wicked back into the clowns, pull no punches, feed off the hate they get from everyone including so called fans and tell everyone to fuck the fuck off!
I’d have Jumpsteady in charge of merchandise.
I’d bring back 3D and Gweedo to JCW commentary and make KG in charge of JCW.
I would let the artists choose whatever producers they want for their albums.
I’d make high quality retro video clips to some of ICP’s best tracks! Imagine Mad Professor or Boogie Woogie Woo etc fully conceptualized on film!
I’d pay for J to have a personal trainer.
I’d get Jumpsteady and a video game developer to make a Dark Carnival video game.
I’d make another Dark Lotus album happen.
I’d sign Prozak and bring back Project: Deadman with MEC.
I’d bring out another Tunnel Runners album and use Hatchet House to sign up those artists, let them do their thing and give them distribution and promotion.
I’d see if ABK, Boondox and Hoodoo would be up for making a new group.
I’d bring back Twiztid and put them on ICP Theater as well.
In an ideal world, that’s what I would do.
11:22 am
September 20, 2013

11:37 am
April 13, 2012

12:47 pm
July 25, 2013

Steal money from ICP so they stay broke and pissed off…now they are fat and happy. I would never do that – they worked to fucking hard and deserve every penny.
I just wish they would go back to being wicked clowns and sticking Faygo up richy asses (killin’ rednecks) with a chop, chop, chop and a swing, swing, swing. To back those days are done…
1:30 pm
April 13, 2012

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