How about a global news segment called "Thinning out the Herd"? U could report on hilariously dumb bitches jumping zoo fences & getting fucked up trying to take selfies with jaguars

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/03/10/woman-was-trying-take-selfie-with-jaguar-when-it-attacked-her-authorities-say/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.8bdfbebd4102

and people eating themselves to death (maybe with a Golden Corral Deathcam?)

The possibilities are endless.

Hidden camera poop dollar vids.

krunkazphuk said
global 

Fucking globalists

jiggles the clown said

I can say I certainly wasn't. I'd just be wary of attaching yourself to a certain subculture, be it juggalo, metalheads, etc. Like. It's fine to be a member of a subculture. it's fine to be proud of that and even rep that in your videos.

 

But if you name your channel something like "juggalotuskilla666". Not only are you ONLY ever going to get juggalos to watch your videos, no matter what content you produce or how good the quality is. But there are going to be people who criticize EVERYTHING YOU DO as not being 'juggalo' enough.

 

Where as if you just produce like, comedy skits that have a juggalo flavor of humor to them, for example, you'll attract juggalos AND non-juggalos, and nobody will be bitching about whether or not you fit their definition of juggalo  

So we've come to the conclusion that Juggalos are ultra hypercritical then.

I'm glad somebody pointed it out.

Had some dipshit waiting in line for Juggalo weekend who was sparking up random convos say unless you have a hatchet man tattoo, your not a 'real Juggalo'. My homie clowned him by asking where he was from, he said Kansans, then we explained to him that having a hatchet man tattoo might be hardcore in the bible belt, but in other places, that dont really mean shit.

Nobody considers you a hardcore 'gang member' down here, the cops could give a fuck less. He went on to say how hes been down since Bang Pow Boom and literally no one talked to him after. 

To make a long story short, I see how people from other states wear the merch and tats like a taboo badge of honor, but then complain about the negative attention it receives. It was a real lesson in other people's perspectives. Hilarious, but I get it.

My advice, enjoy the music and realize it's all entertainment at the end of the day.

'Dead Heads' who followed the grateful dead religiously didn't off themselves when it all fell apart and ended, they just moved on. Juggalos, whatever that means to you, should just do the same, it's not that serious at the end of the day. If your a fan, awesome, but dont fall for the bullshit!

Even though we clowned the guy, looking back on it, he was no more of a fan than you or I. Everything is finite, including this subculture we all enjoy.

Dont be a Spooky and have your life revolve around this shit, to me that's the opposite of being 'down' and a Juggalo.

Now where the fuck do I get my FLH Soopa gathering T-shirt? At the village, or in the parking lot?

Do I need to have Scruffy, a.k.a. KKKlown, deliver it with a pizza? He's on his soopa troll tantrum shit lately.

I think me, Trump and a couple different folks on here should link up and be the 'Soopa Villianz' of FLH at the gathering this year. Like the anti FLH forum group.

We could all get together and take a 'Soopa' awkward picture too with the caption, 'The Ninjas you love to hate', underneath it.

What say you, ALL CAPS new name Scruffy?

I'd like to see more album reviews...not just someone getting on camera and saying they liked/disliked the album but actual breakdowns of the whole album...similar to shit Fantano does idk

would also be cool to have talk show type things where u could bring guests on occasionally but also just shoot the shit about random topics or tell stories (podcast would work too I guess and would make more sense as that's what's in right now)

there's a lot of potential with an idea like that 

Karacalla said

So we've come to the conclusion that Juggalos are ultra hypercritical then.

I'm glad somebody pointed it out.

I'd say so. but it's not exclusive to juggalos.

When you identify yourself with a specific fanbase or subculture as part of your 'brand', members of that fanbase/subculture are going to look at you much more critically to see if you "fit in".

jiggles the clown said

Karacalla said
So we've come to the conclusion that Juggalos are ultra hypercritical then.
I'm glad somebody pointed it out.

I'd say so. but it's not exclusive to juggalos.

When you identify yourself with a specific fanbase or subculture as part of your 'brand', members of that fanbase/subculture are going to look at you much more critically to see if you "fit in".  

But if the culture you are trying to assimilate into is so out of the box, how do you fit in?

I understand the point you are getting across loud and clear, but until J or Shaggs say, 'You are not a Juggalo', no one else has that right. Some fans can acapella COC in its entirety, I cant, and personally think that Card sucks major balls, but the one ninja reading this will be like, nah, he ain't down..hes a poser. Every clown concert has these oh holier than thou ninjas, the gatherings are jam packed with them and this is the only time I look at another Juggalo and think, get a life you fucking loser. Your going to witness the same event and be covered with the same Diet Faygo Rootbeer as me and I didn't have to try as hard as you to fit in. Lol.

jiggles the clown said

Yeah. it's kind of hilarious how juggalos claim to be super accepting of everyone and yet there are a ton of gatekeepers in the community... 

U just gave me another idea. How about a YouTube segment called "Assclowns" where the power-hungry retards u just mentioned administer Butthurtalo purity tests? Each segment could end with the starring gatekeeper waking up in a different MS-13 prison yard covered in stale Funyuns & used condoms.

I just saw Crackwhores Stumbling Into Oncoming Traffic a block away from my place. Just add some wacky Benny Hill music and a sports commentator calling it play-by-play & I think it would blow up on JuggaTube.