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Hatchetman
You are made CEO of Psychopathic tomorrow, how do YOU fix shit?
August 31, 2017
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Shliggybiggybooboo yall

August 31, 2017
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I'd explain to Rude Boy that if you're marching to demonstate that Juggalos aren't a gang, stop giving shout outs to the New Black Panther Movement (beginning at 1:06)

YouTube Video Juggalo Show March Edition 8/30/17 

I bet they're speaking on stage at the event. Even the Southern Poverty Law Center thinks they're bad news: "The New Black Panther Party is a virulently racist and anti-Semitic organization whose leaders have encouraged violence against whites, Jews and law enforcement officers."

Source: https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/new-black-panther-party

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August 31, 2017
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he wasn't given props to the new black panther party (which is who you're talking about). he was giving props to a group called the new black panther movement

https://localwiki.org/detroit/New_Black_Panther_Nation/New_Marcus_Garvey_Movement

They're a detroit based civil rights group which registers voters, promotes education, and more dangerous things like trying to get drugs out of the city of detroit.

https://localwiki.org/detroit/Malik_Shabazz

Malik Shabazz, who is named specifically, is a former member of the New Black Panther Party who left because of the violent hate speech and antisemitism. 

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If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter

September 3, 2017
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I would fire Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope and then fuck their mothers while they watch and I shit on their mom's faces too roflmao

November 7, 2019
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There are artists under both banners that i never would have heard if they werent signed. Im sure im not the only guy in this boat. Even if i really dont like an artist i feel the need to give them more of a chance because they are a signed artist. 'You all found something in these people, ill take your word for it and keep listening in hopes of something really hitting me'. This leads me to feel that more bands need to be signed so their names are spread further. Hell, i wouldn't know twiztid if i didnt at first know ICP. 

Lyte doesnt seem to be a go getter. Im sure Violent J has had very lengthy, very in depth conversations, repeatedly, about what it takes to be an underground artist. Im sure Lyte has tried his hardest but just cant reach the next step. Not that he doesnt want to, he just cant. Lyte is just an average sheep that needs to be lead and directed. Nothing against the kid, some people are just better followers.

I can picture Lyte working his day job as a zombie with the words of VJ echoing in his head. He goes home and looks for other artists that seem to be thriving and wondering why he cant. In my head, Lyte knows the underground.

 

Now, my suggestion. Let Lyte lead the 'new artist' section. Of course, everything will have to go thru VJ but Lyte knows the game. He just cant play the game.

Give him waitress wages with a percentage incentive. Lets say he gets 10% of all new artists intakes, Psychopathic gets 50%, the new signed artist will get 40%?

This will absolutely come with stipulations. 'X' amount of artists at a time, 'x' amount of funds per artist, 'x' amount of freedom. 

I could see this working out well and theres a fall guy.

Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 7, 2019
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FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS BREAK THE LABEL INTO 2 PARTS.  ONE IS THE VETS AND THE OTHER IS THE BETS.

VETS, OBVIOUSLY ARE THE OG'S IN THE GAME AND BETS WOULD BE THE NU SKOOL TALENT THAT PSY IS "BETTING" ON.

THEN I WOULD BEEF UP THE ROSTER.  THE VETS WOULD BE MOSTLY ONE ALBUM DEALS AND COLLAB RELEASES.  THE BETS

WOULD BE SLAVES OF PSY DOING EVERYTHING ME AND ICP TELL THEM TO DO IN EXCHANGE FOR BEING ON THE LABEL:

THE ROSTER WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS! KEEP IN MIND THE VETS ARE MOSTLY ONE ALBUM DEALS, SO THEY ARENT GLUED 

TO PSY.

 

VETS:

ICP

COLD 187.. YES HUTCH IS BACK

COOLIO .. AKA JUGGALO COOL!

V-ICE.. THE ICEMAN COMETH! FINALLY

DJ PAUL... MASTER EVIL.. RELEASES ANOTHER PSY RECORD

ESHAM.. KING OF KINGS.. HATCHET GODFATHER. IN THE MIX

MARZ... MARZ RETURNS FOR A NEW LOTUS PROJECT CALLED "LEAVES OF THE LOTUS" WITH ICP AND ESHAM

MASTMIND...... STILL KILLIN' IT! THE MASTA BLASTA.. SPELL CASTA

 

BETS:

HOODOO... I LOVE HOODOO!

OUIJA... HE CAN STAY, BUT WE WILL HAVE A LONG TALK FIRST.

CHOIRBOY.... WHOOP! THE OTHER HALF OF SWAG TOOF JOINS THE RANKS~!

YAYA GREMLIN.... YAYA IN DIS BXTCH! WATCH OUT. DONT COMPARE ME

YOUNG DEATH....... OUIJAS HOMIE. ON THE TEAM. FUCK IT

HEXXX... WEST COAST WICKED BOY, READY TO RIDE!

 

AFTER BEEFING UP THE ROSTER, I WOULD DESIGN ALL THE NEW JOKER CARDS AND CAREFULLY CONTROL THE CONTENT COMING FROM ICP.. BACK TO THE OCCULT ROOTS OF MAGIC AND EXPOSES THE ILLUMINATI.. NO MORE FAKE SERIAL KILLER HORROR MOVIE STUFF. ALL REAL MAGICK AND MASONIC ENLIGHTENMENT.

 

OTHER THAN THAT THE CLOWNS ARE KILLING IT!!  

November 7, 2019
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kukluxklown said
COOLIO .. AKA JUGALO COOL!

Correction bro.

Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :

kukluxklown, Noah Fence, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, bozodklown

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

November 7, 2019
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I would start a new line of merch

JUGGALOS

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  TRUMP

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November 7, 2019
9:18 pm
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I wouldn't allow J to announce anything until it was completely recorded or otherwise ready to be released.

This includes:

Albums

Supergroups

Videos

Merch

Events

Books

Anything

 

I would try and book shows for ICP and Oujia in Japan. I think they would go over really well there.

I would get MEC back as a producer, but this might be expensive.

Whoop Whoop Pigg :

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November 7, 2019
9:24 pm
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Start drug testing...🙄

November 8, 2019
10:57 pm
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TheFvckinKreeper said
Y'know, I've been thinking. Since the thread theme is, imagine you are something you're not, instead of being a snobby shade throwing lil shit like I was earlier I'm gonna take this idea and run with it.

 

If I was the CEO of Psychopathic, I would rehire Tom Dubb and wicket_juan. That's it.

 

If I worked in the warehouse at PsychopathicMerch I would touch my greasy asshole before handling your clothes. 

 

If I was J-webb I'd leak my own sextape and make sure it includes lots of dirty talk.

 

If I worked the mailroom at Psychopathic I would pick three fan letters a month and troll their address with snail mail dickpic polaroids and write "<3 Shaggy" on the back in sharpie.

 

If I were ICP I'd release a mystery album of nothing but Twiztid covers and have you all fucked up in the game.

 

If I were the CEO of Majik Ninja I would sign Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken rebranded as 'The Amerikan Rejectz' just to see what happens and employ nothing but actual Koga Ninja.

 

If I was an intern at Majik Ninja I'd slip Jamie Madrox GHB and try an fuck him

 

If I was the President of Faygo Beverages I would have a drinking problem and if my wife can't take this 24 ounce bottle up in her at least to the tip of the 'a' I'm gonna hit her.

 

If I was Geno Cultshit I would swaggerjack Blaze's gimmick so hard that he wouldn't be able to talk shit 'cause I obviously do it better.

 

Then start a supergroup with MC Breed, Koopsta Knicca and TNT called The Dednexx 

 

For our show closer we'll do a track called 'Ur Nexxt' where we bring out all the openers from earlier that evening on stage and eat their fuckin' brains

 

If I was Blahzay Roze I'd run my own camgirl channel, 'Blahzay's Hoez' and be the Heidi Fleiss of the underground

 

If I was King Gordy I'd put my money where my twitter is and open mouth kiss Bizarre in public

 

If I was Sugar Slam I would make it my life's mission to get impregnated by King Luccem Ferre regardless of his feelings on the matter

 

If I was Kevin Gill I would lace all my commentaries with subtle homoeroticism and when you try to call me on it I'll act like you're the asshole.

 

If I were Travis O'Guinn I would put spycams in Mackenzie's toilet bowls because deep down I am a sick man

 

If I were DJ Clay I'd get the crowd hype with my catchphrase: "Shliggybiggybooboo, y'all!"

 

If I were Tech N9ne I would let G-mo Skee sit on my shoulders and we could pretend to be Voltron and it would be so much fun you guys

 

If I were the guy working the merch booth at an ICP concert I would have OCD and a really depressing home life.

 

If I were Legz Diamond I would straight up fuck an octopus

 

If I were Chuck Reeves I would do a 3 hour livestream of just me crying

 

If I was Billy Bill I'd sit next to you on the bus that one time.

 

If I was Gorilla Voltage I would kiss once in the middle of an interview with no context and never acknowledge that it happened.

 

If I were Rachelette I would get swole as fuck and you wouldn't wanna fuck with me, motherfucker.

 

Man, come to think of it, it's a good thing I'm none of these things. Playing pretend is fucking terrifying.  

This had me seriously lol

November 8, 2019
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TheFvckinKreeper said
Ok kids, Uncle Kreeper hasn't slept so instead of making sound and sane decisions as a productive member of the human race I'm just gonna keep rocking with this cuz 

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If I was The R.O.C. I would straighten out a slinky and slide it up my dickhole, then call up George and ask him if he's proud of me.

 

If I ran Native World's website I would use broken javascript on a bright red background with a lot of "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" animated .gifs of lil stick dudes in hard hats and include links to my Five Nights at Freddy's fanfiction.

 

If I were Young Wicked I'd put on a skimpy red dress and insist you call me Miss Diana Ross Garcia and I would be fucking fabulous

 

If I were JJ I'd rock a forhead tat that says "MR. CUNT" in big block letters 

 

If I was Vampiro I would insist that you smell me.

 

If I was that one fresh dancing clown I'd actually be a real chill down to Earth kind of guy and you wouldn't suspect for a moment that I like to drink my own pee.

 

If I was Lex the Hex Master I'd bust out sick-ass tricks on my BMX Bike and try to kiss all the cute lil babies.

 

If I was Jumpsteady I'd get Vinnie Paz pregnant somehow.

 

If I was Big Hoodoo I'd insist you go ham on my butt in a rawdog line.

 

If I was in The Scrub Care Unit I would solve every problem I ran across with euthanasia.

 

If I was DJ Fillin I'd call the cops on my mom cuz she hit me.

 

If I was Shaggy 2 Dope I'd quit the game and move to the Alaskan wilderness to raise wolfhounds and be grizzled as fuck

 

If I was the guy that made the Faygo deliveries I would be a hardworking family man whose suspicious of brown people even though my dad came from Trinidad

 

If I was on Boondox's Street Team I would catch a charge at a truck stop for the nonconsentual licking of a grandma.

 

If I was Razakel me and Sicktanick would each get a sex change and surprise absolutely no one.

 

If I was ABK I would keep melted Snickers bars in my pockets at all times and just always smell like shit it's cool tho cuz I still got a big ol dick.

 

If I was Bonez Dubb I'd go on a solo tour and design my own stage banner using blank canvas and my own poop

 

If I was Frankie Grimez I'd go ham on Big Hoodoo's butt in a rawdog line. 

 

If I was Kung Fu Vampire I'd rock shows wearing women's undergarments beneath my street clothes and nobody would ever know. It just feels right.

 

If I was Tom Wood I would be a for-real-no-shit serial killer and never get caught. Nicest guy you will ever meet but you just catch a real bad vibe off of me.

 

If I was Mad Man Pondo I would be slowly dying from an undiagnosed degenerative brain disorder and it would be really tragic and sad.

 

If I was MoonGlorious I'd be a pussy magnet on the dl.

 

If I was Madchild I'd notice that Big Hoodoo's mouth is still free.

 

If I was George I couldn't tell anybody that I was a cutter cuz I gotta be strong for the boys.

 

If I was Necro I'd pull a page from Anal Cunt's playbook and do an album from the perspective of an Islamic Feminist.

 

If I was Upchuck the Clown I would be more lonely than you could possibly imagine.

 

If I was Rittz I'd rock a matching beard down on my ballbag and greet groupies with a fresh pair of shades resting on my junk.

 

If I was ChildsPlayNinja I would moonlight by doing XXX Cam Shows in a luchador mask.

 

If I was Boondox I would shake the game up entirely and become known as The Michael Flatley of Horrorcore

 

If I was Lyte I would just be so disgusted by Big Hoodoo right now.  

Lmao

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