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Jerz decides to stand up!!!
August 11, 2013
11:04 pm
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PaulDutchy420 said 

 
warlock since I didn't know there was only one punch line in my last rap can u help me out and count how many I have in this one I don't know what a punchline is

haha i cant tell if youre being sarcastic but jerz claimed lucem only had one punch in his.. i honestly havent fully read one of your verses.. i stop halfway through cuz they sound like some random gangtsa rap lyrics you wrote for a song & not for your opponent basically a punchline generally has a simile or word association built into the line or is just a hard hitting line based on relevance.. kinda like the 2 in jerz's most recent verse

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August 11, 2013
11:07 pm
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Exactly when the fuck have I tried to be a gangster?/

Like I said Hip hop is my culture so nows who's the wanksta?/

And I don't wear face paint so please don't get it twisted/

And stop with your wack ass bars because right now you're getting lifted/

Thrown from the highest balcony still screamin' "He ain't shit/

Just change your fuckin panties cause I think your tampon just leaked bitch/

And you're exactly right it doesn't matter where we're from/

What matters is that you're a faggot who drinks piss and licks cum/

and I bet if I offered you shit from ass you'd take some/

So punk get to steppin cause this whole forum knows that I've won/

I don't claim to be hard but you claim to be a god/

and if you are then I bet you're why the romans seem odd/

Cause in history if you can read then you will see some gay shit/

If anything you're the god of hedonisim promoting guys to get on every and each dick/

You're bars remind of an alcoholic spiraling out of control/

Who would suck the bartenders dick for one last shot of patron/

Get into a car accident and offer up more dome/

to the arresting officer at the office to give you a ride home/

 

August 11, 2013
11:09 pm
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And The Circle Jerk Continues......

August 11, 2013
11:10 pm
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Dude rude crude booed noob pubes just quit

August 11, 2013
11:13 pm
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Two girls walk into a bar looking to get enjoyment
Only fag man showed up so they left lonely and dissapointed

Two guys walk into a bar looking to fuck some chicks
The dudes left when fag man tried to suck their dicks

Two fags walk into a bar to fuck some assholes
And fucked fag man's mouth cause that's where the crap flows

Warlock went to the bar because Esham never gave up the dick
He met fag man and then made em' his bitch

August 11, 2013
11:16 pm
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Alright, alright, alright! This shit is gonna keep going all night, people of faygoluvers decide a winner. Lucem mad respect, and if you wanna go again we can dedicate a whole topic to round two.

August 11, 2013
11:18 pm
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since you asked me to break your shit down i will.. however this is just my opinion im not tryin to act like my word is the law & like this rap shit isnt subjective..

PaulDutchy420 said 

A 12 gauge shotty with the worst of intensions
Tape and rope to tie u in and a knife to cut the tension
"cut the tension" is a fresh lil play on words it can be classified as a punch to some..
I got a 357 for a mind, my thoughts are magazine fed every time i rhyme when I'm rapping
My mouth ejects shells cuz my tongue is double action
Spitting fully automatic paragraphs directly at ya
When I talk I'm breaking the law
Had to file the serial numbers off of my jaw
Lyrical nutcase I sleep in a gun case
Fuck u fuck face I'm Teflon coated u just mase
this is a cool creative angle id classify it as a scheme however the mace comparison can be considered a punch

and peel warlocks fn top back

lol wasnt expecting that

Me and fat man rep jerz like the mall rats

shine like car wax u trash like hefty bags

Ur bitch call me master when I funk like flex

those are some good similes

 

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August 11, 2013
11:20 pm
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fatman defiantly won it hands down 

August 11, 2013
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Jerz VS Lucem

  • Jerz (75% : 3 votes)
  • Lucem(25% : 1 vote)
Total Voters: 4

 

Lucem VS Warlock

  • Lucem(67% : 2 votes)
  • Warlock(33% : 1 vote)
Total Voters: 3

 

Jerz VS Dutchy

  • Jerz(100% : 1 vote)
  • Dutchy(0% : 0 votes)
Total Voters: 1

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August 11, 2013
11:26 pm
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Backwoodz the Scarecrow is the Winner

August 11, 2013
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my breakdown:

 

i dont/wont vote on my battle (although i feel i won) haha

 

i gotta read through the dutch vs jerz exchange before i can cast a vote on that (which i will)

 

thus far i can only vote on lucem vs jerz.. if it had ended when we were discussing the "one punchline" thing i wouldve voted for lucem but since yall kept goin i gotta give the W to jerz..

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August 11, 2013
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damn lucem already got 2 votes? haha

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August 11, 2013
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I went up to two I think someone missed clicked lol

August 12, 2013
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I voted for Warlock again...idk why but I did it.

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