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July 31, 2014
8:31 am
Iyzlo
Iyzlo
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Who wants it? Double fisted grip on the axe kid, Split your cranium in half, hack till your skulls fragments form a mosiac pattern\

With your head shattered and flattened I couldn’t stop laughing, Not your run of the mill ninja assassin!\

Just a magic ninja – wig splitta, Fresh out the 508, So, Can I be your ghetto neighbor? Kick back some yager and hit the vapor?\

I go by Iyzlo, I puff alotta grow, So my eyes stay low, I’ll dig up a dead president, and have him appraised on the Road Show\

On TV say Hi Mom, With a dirty bomb in my palm, Walk from the explosion in slow motion with my just loafers on\

 

 

 

 

 

July 31, 2014
10:41 am
The Notorious, L.T.B.
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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Fuck you your ryhmes are doodo Butter and they make me shudder. Word to your mother. Bitch.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

July 31, 2014
10:45 am
Sean Law
Sean Law
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ohhhh shit son!

 

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I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
1:47 pm
OCJ_Brendan
OCJ_Brendan
Springfield VA
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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

July 31, 2014
1:49 pm
OCJ_Brendan
OCJ_Brendan
Springfield VA
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I win.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

July 31, 2014
6:54 pm
GanjaGoblin
GanjaGoblin
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I was chugging down 4 slurpees

Til I found out they contained herpes

When I found out I ripped off my hair piece

My mommas a sleeze

For dinner I had chicken, taters and peas, MORE PLEASE

July 31, 2014
7:13 pm
Psyral Infection
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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I like peanut butter,

Can you skate?

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July 31, 2014
7:45 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
Old Mr Dangerous
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Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m a schizophrenic

And so am I.

July 31, 2014
8:26 pm
Sean Law
Sean Law
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hah OMD

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
9:28 pm
Pigg
Pigg
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I am a rapper.

I look really dapper.

My turtle is a snapper.

Your girl, I kidnapped her.

 

My boring rhyme scheme

Makes the warlock scream

So I switch my style, for just a while

Life is but a dream.

July 31, 2014
9:48 pm
randy gall
randy gall
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patjoyce is  the biggest fuckin faggot  ive met man

I crawled through   the trunk and took a crap in his van

I seen him at wal mart in the  little boys section

sniffing underwear with a 3 inch erection

he couldn’t   get pussy so man he switched teams

it really turns him on to see guys  in tight jeans

every night he  dreams about my cock in his mouth

ill get in through his window and take a piss in his house

 

 

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

July 31, 2014
11:11 pm
Sean Law
Sean Law
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randy be flowin

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 31, 2014
11:23 pm
JabroniKilla
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It dont get no fatter then randy literally

August 1, 2014
8:18 am
Old Mr Dangerous
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@piggofdoom and @randy-gall hahahaha you both cranked out some funny shit.. like clown excrement 

And @sean-law i jacked that beautiful poem from Bill Murray in “What About Bob?” Lol.. classic movie.

 

September 5, 2014
9:31 pm
cyooddammit
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ran

randy gall said
patjoyce is  the biggest fuckin faggot  ive met man

I crawled through   the trunk and took a crap in his van

I seen him at wal mart in the  little boys section

sniffing underwear with a 3 inch erection

he couldn’t   get pussy so man he switched teams

it really turns him on to see guys  in tight jeans

every night he  dreams about my cock in his mouth

ill get in through his window and take a piss in his house

 

 

randy ill take a poop in your sink     and make your girlfreinds brown eye wink

i bet you ask rendome men to wrastle    you a fat fuck with some nipple tasels

i was gonna beat you up at the gathering but you ran  you where all like i dont want any trouble man

you like mens ass’es     and by the way have you seen shiny glasses

gcyoooooood dammit

god dammit where is shiny glasses

September 5, 2014
11:52 pm
Demented Smoka
Demented Smoka
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Ya raps whack, ya lack tact

Catch a backhand for spittin that trash

You can’t manage the backlash

Because your skills are half assed

Why you got to be a mockery

Who comes here so cocky g

As if he’s a prodigy

Bound to the slaughtering

But more fragile than pottery

September 14, 2014
7:09 pm
Karacalla
Karacalla
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Double Barrel Bizz-Low @ IYZLO

Fuck Em’ take his cash/ Then fuck Em’ in the Ass with a double sideded Dildo

Did you know

LTB

Stands for Lick Them Balls/ Little Titty Boy/ Limp Tip Bitch

Ya dicks broke in them draws

Pause

When I saw

Sean Law

Stopped my Car/ Cause I had finished up with Brendan’s maw/

Kicked her out to the curb/ She sucked my dick like a slurpy/

I had to holler at Sean/ To get adivice on theses herpes/

Cause the Birdy gave up to him to

And when he pisses/ He sits down like the misses/ It reminds him of prison

Listen

We aint got time to rhyme about dudes Blown-Out-Anus

I had to Bang my .38 fast on Old Mr Dangerous

The Bitch set me up with some dirt weed/ Rotten/ that he gad gotten/

from an albino Overall rocking/ Bin Laden looking mutha fucka named

GanjaGoblin

Who was the bottom bitch of a Pimp named

Demented Smoka

Who used to sell coke for/ PiggofDoom

Who used to make numb chucks out of broken Brooms/ And had pregnant bitches

hide ninjas all up in they wombs/ With tits bigger than Randy Gall‘s water balloons

Never go to texas/ Out there/ the pass around Psyral Infection’s/

Headless erection’s/ Jabronikilla / married Cheddar Bob/ and at the Reception

I got a Hand Job from Cyooddammit’s Mom/ And I never called her back

She was a guy in drag with his adam’s apple patched.

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September 14, 2014
7:11 pm
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat
MetalHorrorGuitarWhat
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LTB said
Fuck you your ryhmes are doodo Butter and they make me shudder. Word to your mother. Bitch.

Lmfao. 

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...

 

September 14, 2014
7:25 pm
JiffyLong
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Yo, I’m !JIFF!, and I smoke spliffs

And I don’t care at all, cuz you’s a bitch

I kick wicked flows, 15 years old

But that don’t mean shit, I’ll still split your dome

I practice psychotic rhymes, and verses

I’ll leave your family members, riding in hearses

Every rhyme I spit, is extremely inhumane

Kidnap a girl, emotional pain

Wrap around your neck, with a rusty chain

You don’t know !JIFF!, imma make that change

When I walk in, everybody flees

Because murder is a gang, and I’m the OG

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

September 14, 2014
9:12 pm
OCJ_Brendan
OCJ_Brendan
Springfield VA
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Choosey Moms…and Dads choose Jiff.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

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