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Construct a tennis court!
January 10, 2017
9:37 pm
dylan
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Hi all,

I’m planning to construct a Tennis court in my lawn. My kids love to play tennis and so I am planning to construct it. I don’t know what all materials are needed to construct the court. And I asked one of my friends about constructing a tennis court and he suggested me to hire court contractors  (http://www.courtcontractors.co…..struction/ ) , who does the construction. But the problem is, since I have never hired a court contractor before. I need suggestions. And I also want to know the average the cost .

January 10, 2017
9:44 pm
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I prefer playing Lawn Darts – the Ultra-Dangerous Backyard Game.

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January 10, 2017
9:56 pm
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Just buy a ping pong table and cut your kids legs off

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January 10, 2017
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dylan said
Hi all,

I’m planning to construct a Tennis court in my lawn. My kids love to play tennis and so I am planning to construct it. I don’t know what all materials are needed to construct the court. And I asked one of my friends about constructing a tennis court and he suggested me to hire court contractors  (http://www.courtcontractors.co…..struction/ ) , who does the construction. But the problem is, since I have never hired a court contractor before. I need suggestions. And I also want to know the average the cost .   

Oh shit. @dylan I hate to have to be the one to tell you this but Court Contractors doesn’t build tennis courts- they’re contract killers.  Yep, your kids are trying to have you killed.  Also they all have cancer.  Welcome to the forums!

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January 11, 2017
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i thought court contractors were the guys doin the renovations in the judges chambers. 

huh. 

 

dylan:  hello. 

so, you were thinkin of building the thing yourself?  arent they made out of clay, or some shit?  anyway, seems like however absurdly expensive a pro-tennis-court-builder-service is, its probably worth it over diy.  for my skills, i can be certain. 

i imagine the average cost is sumn like the average cost of a yacht.  if you have to ask, you probably cant afford it. 

wild guess:  $12,345 or so.  give or take $9,876. 

 

i can tell you that a set of eight courts with lights and tall fences is expensive as all fuckin fuck.  over a mil, apparently. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

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