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May 12, 2016
10:50 am
patjoyce
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Anyone out here gamble? Been betting on baseball and soccer mostly, NBA Playoffs are still around too.  Anyways, just thought some of you may have a tip on something or just a hunch about some shit and wanna I don’t know, help a muthafucka out, please do. 

My pick of the day for you would be bet the moneyline on San Jose Sharks. 

Also bet the moneyline of every game the Cleveland Cavaliers are in next series. This pick is almost guaranteed each time.

Of course, I’m merely guessing here, but I’ve actually been doing pretty good lately. Unless starting this thread jinxed me in which case, disregard everything.

Whoop whoop patjoyce :

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May 12, 2016
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On another note, the fuck is a floob? Better yet, why am I labeled as such? Sounds like a boob with the flu…

May 12, 2016
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See that “Whoop Whoop” button above posts when you’re signed in? The more whoops u receive the higher up in the ranks u get (Floob to Scrub, etc.) Mostly it’s one big circle jerk.

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May 12, 2016
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My lack of dick riders explains my floobiness. I need dick riders ya’ll

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May 12, 2016
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I missed pat. tha only person on here that genuinely makes me laugh.

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May 12, 2016
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dood said
…pat. tha only person on here that genuinely makes me laugh.

Seems u & pat have something in common.

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May 12, 2016
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Pat what the fuck is up dude. How ya been? 

I was reading your posts in the horror movie thread about the snuff films and I was geekin  out. You need to come around more 

May 12, 2016
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patjoyce said
Anyone out here gamble? Been betting on baseball and soccer mostly, NBA Playoffs are still around too.  Anyways, just thought some of you may have a tip on something or just a hunch about some shit and wanna I don’t know, help a muthafucka out, please do. 

My pick of the day for you would be bet the moneyline on San Jose Sharks. 

I gamble on sports every day, I know my limit and play within it.

Tonight I have the Sharks to win and the Yankees/Royals game to go over 8 runs.

 

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May 12, 2016
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Slumerican502 said
Pat what the fuck is up dude. How ya been? 

I was reading your posts in the horror movie thread about the snuff films and I was geekin  out. You need to come around more 

What’s up bud. I will definitely be around more. Nice to see you again as always my dude.

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patjoyce said
Anyone out here gamble? Been betting on baseball and soccer mostly, NBA Playoffs are still around too.  Anyways, just thought some of you may have a tip on something or just a hunch about some shit and wanna I don’t know, help a muthafucka out, please do. 

My pick of the day for you would be bet the moneyline on San Jose Sharks. 

I gamble on sports every day, I know my limit and play within it.

Tonight I have the Sharks to win and the Yankees/Royals game to go over 8 runs.

 

cig

I had to learn the hard way, I admit, to play within my limits. Always a good idea. Especially with College Sports lol.

Nice picks bro, I agree with both. Didn’t bet Yanks/Royals but have 570 to win 300 on San Jose on the moneyline. Also bet on Orioles to win moneyline 65/50. Will look at MLB Live throughout the night and see what’s up, ever look at them Miklo? You pay much higher juice on your bets but sometimes you’re literally betting on the last 2 innings. NBA has it too. Good way to bet on shit that’s already started.

May 12, 2016
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patjoyce said

Nice picks bro, I agree with both. Didn’t bet Yanks/Royals but have 570 to win 300 on San Jose on the moneyline. Also bet on Orioles to win moneyline 65/50. Will look at MLB Live throughout the night and see what’s up, ever look at them Miklo? You pay much higher juice on your bets but sometimes you’re literally betting on the last 2 innings. NBA has it too. Good way to bet on shit that’s already started.

Ya man I used to do in-game live betting on bet365.com a lot, then a couple years ago I got burned betting on the Raptors too much late in the 2nd half.

These days I tend to just bet ahead of time on the games I plan to watch.

I think this may be Joe Thornton’s year to win it all, hope San Jose takes care of business tonight!

May 12, 2016
8:26 pm
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I bet sports somewhat regularly. Had very good luck with NBA playoffs last season. Haven’t done much with this season.

I found betting UFC to be lucrative. Underdogs win quite a bit in that sport with a decent payoff.

Btw, a floob was the term for juggalo before they came up with juggalo.

May 12, 2016
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Hedged my Baltimore bet (which will lose) with an MLB live bet on Boston Red Sox -3 1/2 75/50. This way I will only lose 15 bucks on a Baltimore loss and if San Jose wins we’re both straight.

I’ve been burned before on live bets, just brush it off and fight another day. Your best odds are sometimes live bets, just bet moderate. Great way to cover your losses, at least somewhat.

May 12, 2016
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Carnivalkilla44 said
I bet sports somewhat regularly. Had very good luck with NBA playoffs last season. Haven’t done much with this season.

I found betting UFC to be lucrative. Underdogs win quite a bit in that sport with a decent payoff.

Btw, a floob was the term for juggalo before they came up with juggalo.

Fuck, I’d rather be a boob with the flu. 

Basketball is always a tough bet. Love Cleveland throughout the next series though, no matter who they play. 

Never got around to betting UFC. Would love to, just don’t know enough about it to be honest.

May 12, 2016
9:14 pm
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Miklo wins with the Yanks/Royals over and San Jose is up 2-0.

Baltimore is up 7-5 and the Sox took it 11-1.

Know what this means guys? This little juggalo sports betting thread is paying off at 100% so far. Just sayin’, that’s pretty fuckin’ cool.

May 12, 2016
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Cool thread, let’s keep it going. 

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May 12, 2016
10:19 pm
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patjoyce said
Anyone out here gamble? Been betting on baseball and soccer mostly, NBA Playoffs are still around too.  Anyways, just thought some of you may have a tip on something or just a hunch about some shit and wanna I don’t know, help a muthafucka out, please do. 

My pick of the day for you would be bet the moneyline on San Jose Sharks. 

Also bet the moneyline of every game the Cleveland Cavaliers are in next series. This pick is almost guaranteed each time.

Of course, I’m merely guessing here, but I’ve actually been doing pretty good lately. Unless starting this thread jinxed me in which case, disregard everything.

what the fuck is going on patty boy. been a minute.

how you been?

 

on gambling, i dont gamble. never seen the appeal.

if i get dragged to the casino, i will spend 50 bucks and call it a night lol

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May 13, 2016
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What’s up Novo man, good to see you again as always

It’s cool if you don’t gamble, all that matters is that you dropped by to say hi

May 13, 2016
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i lurk around everyday, just havent had much to say recently hahaha

been busy with the album and new job and a host of other shit.

 

but when pattycakes makes an appearance i had to drop a line.

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May 13, 2016
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My best bet for ya’ll today would be to bet the moneyline on the Boston Red Sox tonight. 

I put 135/100 on this. Up real good after last night so why get greedy? Bet this one up, trust me

May 14, 2016
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patjoyce said
My best bet for ya’ll today would be to bet the moneyline on the Boston Red Sox tonight. 

I put 135/100 on this. Up real good after last night so why get greedy? Bet this one up, trust me

Well, I suck. Lost this here “Sure Thing” and hopefully no one else bet on it. My bad ya’ll, Pat’s a mo’fo

I am hereby covering last nights loss with another moneyline bet on the Boston Red Sox, and a moneyline bet on the Chicago White Sox because it just looks so damn good. Good luck. 

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I used to sports gamble alot started with 2$ tickets on game nights then it exploded into having like 50 different 2$ tickets covering all my bases type shit and then once I won 2800$ on a 2$ bet and was like what if I bet the maximum and would have won???

then one night I bet the maximum 500$ on a 700$ win ticket easy sure fire win and an easy 200$ in my pocket I bet that the Canadians score first any player other than Kessel and 10 seconds into the first period Kessel scored his 5th goal of the semteb and I was out 500$.

since then I only bet on UFC if I know i’m watching the PPV I pick 3 or 4 fights all to win and bet 10$ if all my picks come in I won like 100$ or more depending on the odds.

Nice. Hockey is always tough on me too. I used to like bet on the no one score in the first 10 minutes bet. It would really surprise you how often this actually happens. Same with baseball if you look at it, they have a line on whether either team will score in the first inning or not. I always bet No on each and got burned countless times. I know what you mean, in hockey you can lose hard and fast.

As far as UFC goes, again, I just don’t know enoygh about it unfortunetly. If you can do it though, hell yeah, win your shit dude. I’ll have to look, there might be one tonight.

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