Man I do vaguely remember watching it, but I know it didn’t last long. It was essentially arena football right? no out of bounds and slightly different rules…You just can’t compete with the NFL

*edit just watched the video and I was wrong about the out of bounds. I thought I remembered guards at the out of bounds line…oh well

I remember He Hate Me, they had that shit, you could put whatever name you wanted on the back of your jersey. That shit was fucking retarded, for real. They also called their super bowl “The big game at the end.” I’m not kidding.

I’m pretty sure you’re wrong about that, I remember really retarded things, and “The big game at the end” is one of them. Maybe they called it the million dollar game too, but big game at the end was definetly in there somewhere. Sure, I could be wrong, but I doubt it. You might not be wrong either. XFL was fucking trash, I’m not going to argue about it. Even though it was an enormous failure on every level, they tried. All the people who don’t get drafted have to go somewhere I guess. And NASCAR fans need a football game that is really simple and stupid, but in the end, XFL was too complicated for them. “Hey ma, tell Pa he hate me done scored a touchback, that boy crazy!! He done hate me done set the board spring sure high, yee-haw!!!” Or the glowing endorsement “When I’m not sodomizing my sister done dang crazy I watch me the XFTL, or the wait, what’s that the car on the hard circle next to the other circle in the done dang dirt by the big swing with the tractor on it?” Is it any mystery it failed? No, trust me, it’s not.

Thanks for lookin that up homie. Look Dan, we each get partial credit!! Or in XFL talk “We done swung the cat by the tail and hit the hayfire with the belt hammer!!”