MASTERWEEDO said

You let him in your tent and he will hold your own.  

The Mrs doesnt give up the booty when i get trashed. May offer the dude a spot in my tent if hes willing to perform certain feminine duties... (Completely kidding, maybe)

chickenhunter17 said
im not sucking any dick and i am gonna have enough for food. even if i live those 4 days off of protein bars and peanut butter bread with the occasional meal out. this is my first rodeo but im not fucking this up. im putting my heart soul and every penny i can towards this. even if you ninjas think i'm gonna be a mooch i still love you all  

I was completely kidding homie, honestly! Theres a difference in asking for one thing or repeatedly asking for thst thing over and over. Im a giver and feel bad for saying no, but the past 2 years weve gone thru at least 2 extra packs of smokes and about the same with soda and water. Not that i minded giving it away but it seemed it was to the same people repeatedly which just made them look like users. Made us look like suckers cause we just kept giving also...

Im thinking for the general public we should do an "items for barter" spot near the store. Things we have a plethora of and things were seeking... Gotta have something to get something. Odds are some ninjas are gonna be broke but have an extra something they can spare...

Man if you're gonna subsist on protein bars, better bring some fiber pills.

Been to 6 GOTJ, check it...

If your going by yourself and get there early the parking lot/line party is where its at, pregame, You will meet some vets of the festival and they will school you. Then they will feel you out a bit. (Not physically) If you seem legit you may get offered some...let's say, party favors, if you get my drift. Quick questions about ICP is how they determine if your the fuzz or not.

Beware, like in life, ninjas aint all the same. Most are easy breezy people, but some are scammers. Watch your stuff, make friends with your neighboring juggalos and agree to keep an eye on theirs and they will do the same, in most cases, OR they will be the ones rooting threw/selling all your stuff. It happens.

Bags of Socks?!? WTF? This kid ain't going to Vietnam. Bring enough cloths like you would when going camping. Personal Hygiene is up to you. You hook up with someone and you only brought enough cloths for two days out of a four day stay and you smelling like corn chips, that's on you brethren.

Remember the usual toiletries, food/drinks (Sky high $ for food from vendors), Extra cash (always take it with you..duh), Smokes, pre-charged battery brick for phones, laptops ect..ect... Coolers, sunscreen for that pale ass. Rubbers if you get lucky or pay for the neden.

Earplugs for the "Whoop, Whoops" all throughout the wee hours of the morning and for the drunk domestic disputes/Molly ninjas...who never sleep. Also for the sloppy drunk ninjas who are crying, telling you their life stories.

You can barter or ask, but don't take advantage of peoples kindness. Shit gets old very quick.

You never said how you were disabled, be prepared to stand/walk for a while.

Oh, a first aid kit comes in handy!

Have fun @ J's staring at the Sun contest, nah just fucking with ya on that one.

my best advice is think about how much water you expect to need and bring twice as much. Same with money. 

Also bring trash bags. 

Meet people, they'll help you out a lot. I suggest the village if it goes down, since you're here. 

Don't go into anybodies tent if they're selling you drugs.

Oh and protein bars and what not are great but bring jerky. I think splitoneopen brought some last year and I almost never eat that shit but he was like have at it so I did and OMG it gave me so much more energy than I imagined. Completely lifted me out of the This Gathering Sucks Blues that was going around OKC.

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

Aww shit...dont take it personal drunkalo but i put my money on sazarah

Dont worry about me homie, since i brought this up ive been vigorously doing thumb exercises and hand yoga. Got a fancy lucha libre thumb wrestling suit from etsy.