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10:43 am
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May 22, 2012
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
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Being “big” sucks, since we get limitations, atleast when you’re small you can add an object to increase height. Really hard to take away height….plus everyone uses us like inspector gadget #GoGoGadgetArms
attention: there is a four dollar reaching fee. this is a standard fee, and though we giants usually waive it for the first one, if you keep asking for big brother to get your toys down from the closet, big brother expects to be rewarded.
four dollars. per.
the fee will continue to be charged until every door lintel and ceiling fan in america is raised to a minimum height of eight feet.
that is all.
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3:24 pm
July 28, 2016
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Shit I gotta find a way to make fat profitable.
$4 fee for um sitting on someone?
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Noah Fence said
Shit I gotta find a way to make fat profitable.$4 fee for um sitting on someone?
Odds are the tall lanky bastards will give you their $4 to cop a grab if the wind picks up…
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January 28, 2016
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scruffy said
SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
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Being “big” sucks, since we get limitations, atleast when you’re small you can add an object to increase height. Really hard to take away height….plus everyone uses us like inspector gadget #GoGoGadgetArmsattention: there is a four dollar reaching fee. this is a standard fee, and though we giants usually waive it for the first one, if you keep asking for big brother to get your toys down from the closet, big brother expects to be rewarded.
four dollars. per.
the fee will continue to be charged until every door lintel and ceiling fan in america is raised to a minimum height of eight feet.
that is all.
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4:12 pm
January 28, 2016
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Drunkalo said
Noah Fence said
Shit I gotta find a way to make fat profitable.$4 fee for um sitting on someone?
Odds are the tall lanky bastards will give you their $4 to cop a grab if the wind picks up…
Did you ever wonder why sky scrapers are skinny? Thats cuz they can withstand the wind…we never fall, we just sway.
As for making fat profitable…
A job as a seat filler for couples at award shows? Turning change/coins into bills/dollars?? Make shrunken clothes their original size???
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@noah-fence , everything can be profitable. Just have to find a buyer. We live in a time where virtual currency has monetary value, I see no reason why something more physical can’t have monetary value too.
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6:38 pm
August 10, 2017
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Did you ever wonder why sky scrapers are skinny? Thats cuz they can withstand the wind…we never fall, we just sway.
Arent kites also skinny? Lol
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9:00 pm
January 28, 2016
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Drunkalo said
SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Did you ever wonder why sky scrapers are skinny? Thats cuz they can withstand the wind…we never fall, we just sway.Arent kites also skinny? Lol
Depends on how you look at it…plus kites depend on other forms of energy to achieve its purpose, i can achieve my purpose through my own energy, we are different kinds of matter
9:22 pm
April 18, 2017
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Did you ever wonder why sky scrapers are skinny? Thats cuz they can withstand the wind…we never fall, we just sway.
As for making fat profitable…
A job as a seat filler for couples at award shows? Turning change/coins into bills/dollars?? Make shrunken clothes their original size???
I remember one of my college professors talking about skyscrapers swaying. Apparently there was one where the designers didn’t account for the fact that the it causes the steel (which is connected to absolutely everything) to flex. So they designed it like a normal building where everything is rigid and there is no room allowed for movement. The result was 500-pound sheets of glass raining down on the street and sidewalk. From a 790 foot building.
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May 22, 2012
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if im not mistaken, what usually happens is, the tempered glass will shatter in the frame, and what rains down is a not-as-dangerous-as-it-sounds cloud of glass kitty litter. as opposed to big heavy sheets [and yeah, those fuckers can get pretty damn heavy].
ive never seen it, but they tell me that a sheet of tempered glass, when falling through the air [even if gently dropped from a helicopter or sumn] will always undergo sufficient torsion to shatter it. a whole sheet, that is, not a little lite.
i have seen one pop right in my face just tryin to ease it over about a centimeter, so i believe it.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:58 pm
April 18, 2017
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scruffy said
if im not mistaken, what usually happens is, the tempered glass will shatter in the frame, and what rains down is a not-as-dangerous-as-it-sounds cloud of glass kitty litter. as opposed to big heavy sheets [and yeah, those fuckers can get pretty damn heavy].ive never seen it, but they tell me that a sheet of tempered glass, when falling through the air [even if gently dropped from a helicopter or sumn] will always undergo sufficient torsion to shatter it. a whole sheet, that is, not a little lite.
i have seen one pop right in my face just tryin to ease it over about a centimeter, so i believe it.
Nah, this was like late 60s / early 70s. It’s the Hancock Tower in Boston. They were popping out the frames and falling as full sheets because of wind. They had to take all of them out and fill the holes with plywood, then they decided that tempered glass was probably a better idea.
4:39 am
August 10, 2017
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article says it swayed too much, postponed opening for 5 years and cost an extra 100 million.
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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I had a gathering dream where legend valley turned to like a lodge and a bunch of us was in sone hotel room.
It was just a bunch of ne and psyral talking about cartoons.
U watch gumball right u fuckin pienche?
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bayAreaShaman said
I had a gathering dream where legend valley turned to like a lodge and a bunch of us was in sone hotel room.It was just a bunch of ne and psyral talking about cartoons.
U watch gumball right u fuckin pienche?
I do watch Gumball. Also Teen Titans, the various Dragon Balls, Futurama, Rick and Morty, and American Dad. I watch others but those are my “go to” cartoons. I probably watch cartoons more than any other genre. Is it odd for someone getting close to 50 to still watch cartoons daily?
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Psyral Infection said
bayAreaShaman said
I had a gathering dream where legend valley turned to like a lodge and a bunch of us was in sone hotel room.It was just a bunch of ne and psyral talking about cartoons.
U watch gumball right u fuckin pienche?
I do watch Gumball. Also Teen Titans, the various Dragon Balls, Futurama, Rick and Morty, and American Dad. I watch others but those are my “go to” cartoons. I probably watch cartoons more than any other genre. Is it odd for someone getting close to 50 to still watch cartoons daily?
I dunno man.
Tv just looks like Tim and Erick to me. Like to take it serious is silly.
I mean yeah we know how strong the medias influence is but u know what i mean.
Fuckin caricatures..so cartoons make more sense.
I think ur doing just fine.
I watch all those too
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12:07 pm
April 4, 2012
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I know the new Roseanne reboot that aired last night was god awful…
12:42 pm
February 13, 2015
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Carnivalkilla44 said
I know the new Roseanne reboot that aired last night was god awful…
Damm didnt even know that was a thing.
Im wait on that Cobra Kai
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1:13 pm
December 27, 2015
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I been watchin rick and morty repeatedly.
Shits a trip.
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Carnivalkilla44 said
I know the new Roseanne reboot that aired last night was god awful…
I thought it was pretty decent. I was prepared to hate it because of her recent political shift but it’s more or less the same and it explores the very real tensions between politically divided families.
With queer characters, interracial families, accurate representations of poverty, and criticisms of capitalistic driven health care made it a pretty decent night.
The second episode about surrogacy was a pretty fun way of introducing the actress who played the second Becky.
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Split1open said
I been watchin rick and morty repeatedly.Shits a trip.
For a show with so much dialogue u gotta keep up with im surprised how much kids and teenagers like it….
It is like very visually stimulating. That includes all the dicks.
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