It would be tight to see Necro and Vanilla Ice. I can’t think of anyone else right now….But yeah… Them’s two’s woulds be dope.

Since it’s come out that post Malone wears juggamerch, I would be down to see his nirvana cover band on mainstage

I wish they’d gather all of you in a group and strafe you with a chain gun from a helicopter while ride of the valkyries is playing on a loud speaker. That’s my wish list. Pretty short one.

Yeah, I expected Psychopathic to skimp on the helicopter. That’s why I’m welding one to the spine of a Russian bear instead and this bitter queen is gonna ride in there spraying and slaying. Yassss

If these rumors are true, Tim Dillon:

YouTube Video Redbar: Tim Dillon TRASHES an AirBnB & Threatens Homeowners!  

Jug-garrgh-lo AF

MF DOOM hologram

A shrine dedicated to the dudes nipple that was chopped off.

Punch a Horse in the Face Simulator.. followed by Riot Squad Simulator

Forensic Lab Semen Seeking Experiment

ICP presents… Shasta!

Booth where people eat expired meat to get high

Jenkem Hose Bouncy House

Show Your Colon… because buttholes are so 5 years ago

Vintage Drug Bridge.. I’m talking quaaludes, Valium, dilaudid, amyl nitrate, legit 60’s blotter acid with a naked cartoon Mick Jagger on it, weak ass retro weed that tests between 2 – 7% THC, horribly made dry weed brownies that give you stomach issues… and the dealers are all in period-appropriate costumes. “Yo this cat that looked like Huggy Bear sold me the most suitable hash! It was like a body high, maybe!”

Goodwill V.S. Salvation Army tents… I say that because, like the warring food vendors in the past GOTJ, someone is gonna get jealous and stabbed

Drake

Queen Latifah

Young Wicked’s Totally Not Religious Motivational Speaking Podium

I want to see a Mock Astronomicon center. We can get a random dude to dress like G MO Skee in that stupid hat and we can throw GameCubes off of da roof. Even though he isn’t even on the goddamn label anymore. Awards handed out for MNE look-alikes. “Yo that meth addict Juggalo is the spittin image of Otis!!” Just a bunch of people laughing their asses off making fun of Astronomicon. People will go method actor and pretend they’re at fucking Astronomicon the whole time. They will even address Violent J as “Mr. Methric”.

“Mr. Methric, these are rare 2019 banned Newports, hors d’oeuvre?”

Because even though Psychopathic did not intentionally schedule their event to clash with Twiztid’s, people are forever going to try and stir up drama… so why not have some fun with it? We could have fucking Bill Mosely and Tony Todd signing autographs and auctioning off figurines of Twiztid’s drummer guy. “Two pence? Three- three pence! Three pence! Sold! Sold to the hirsute gentleman in the back!” Alla Xul Elu (sp?) will be doing barbershop quartet with Blaze as the falsetto. A guy that used to be obese but is now rather handsome and proper will be promoting his new Madrox Bacon Vodka. There will be a dunking booth for ABK, if you hit the right one he falls into a tub of Faygo and does a Psychopathic track, and the left one he falls into a tub of… I dunno… Bacon Vodka and does an MNE track… if you miss he kicks a wicked flow with some dudes from Native World and then Myzery comes out with his beautiful smile, for some reason. Everyone is so fucking happy they’ll have to get plastic surgery to remove the smiles from their faces.

P.S – I’ve never once thrown any object at any artist brave enough to take a stage, large or small. I would usually scream at people that throw shit and threaten them until they blush. However, I would absolutely throw shit at Tom Macdonald. He is the epitome of a living joke. I want to roleplay. I want to know what it feels like behind the eyes of “one of those idiots that throw shit”. I want to know the sensation… to kiss the heavens of ignorance for one brief moment. And who better to throw shit at? I say bring Tommy boy. 

WRESTLERS:

Nick Gage

SHLAK

Akira

Lucha Bros

RUSH

Dragon Lee

Flamita

Bandito

Danhausen

Samoa Joe

Bryan Danielson

Eddie Kingston

Moxley

Kenny Omega – He should get the JCW belt as part of his Belt Collector gimmck