Hell I remember a few years ago Violent J advocating sneaking in.

I personally like having little cook outs at wherever I’m camped at and hooking up the people around me, even random people walking by who just happen to be hungry. I always go alone and it’s a good way to meet people. If I was eating some pizza or whatever and someone tried to beg it on the basis that they snuck in I wouldn’t feel that bad for them though. You can sneak in food the same way you sneak yourself in. I’m more puzzled by the people who spend all their money getting there and have no way to get home. It’s always someone who lives nowhere near the gathering too, like help us get back to California, help us get back to Florida. Juggalos aren’t exactly known for wealth, good luck finding a few hundred bucks in gas money. If you can’t afford the return trip home, you can’t afford to come to the gathering. Making sure you get home is not my problem, and I don’t feel bad for you. That’s like flying to Disney World and not having a return ticket home. You can’t afford to go on vacation. If I couldn’t afford the gathering I wouldn’t go, I have pride and would rather die than beg from others, especially juggalos, so I don’t understand you and I won’t help you because you think the rest of us should pay for your vacation. In short, fuck you. Maybe being stranded in ass nowhere middle America will teach you a lesson, but knowing how these people expect to feed off our kindness, I doubt it will. Either way, not my problem. Try saving up all year like the rest of us.

Hey, at least they’re selling something, trying to get home that way. Most of the people coming up to me don’t have a fuckin thing, just help a ninja get home. I suggest you do some magic ninja tactics and teleport yourself back home, I ain’t got nothin for ya. I used to feel bad doing that, turning them away, because I always have extra cash that I could give them. At the same time, why should we have to pay for your lack of insight? You’re stranded because you knew you didn’t have the money to get home, now you can’t get home. Hitchhiking’s free, give that a try. Judging how most of us look and how we dress and how most of us look no one in their right mind would pick us up, but you have a better chance of that happening than begging a few hundred bucks off of juggalos on the last day of the gathering, when we’re all spent out. Maybe walking home to Texas will teach you a little something, like how to plan your vacations better. Getting there is half the battle, the rest is up to you, not me.

JuggaloJ said:

I remember in 2010, between $2 rides on my golf cart and and selling oxycodone, I came home with more money then I left with lol

Yeah, considering you came there with nothing to begin with.  remember, you like to sneak in for free, while the rest of us bust our ass. How do you even post replies when you have to do math at the end?  I'm shocked……

I've never understood how people hitchhike to the Gathering with no way to get home. On the way there, there are tons of people all going in the same direction, so it might be kinda easy to get there. But on the way out, if you don't catch a ride the second the Gathering is over, you're freaking SCREWED. Both years, I've driven out and seen people with signs like “Need ride to Denver” or “Need ride to Buffalo” or something. Once everyone floods out of Cave-in-Rock, ain't not a damn person gonna be willing to pick you up since the locals hate that we come there at all. And good luck finding a job and earning enough money for a bus ticket in a town in the dead middle of nowhere with only 350 people living there, all of whom hate Juggalos.

-Jules