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HatchetmanGirl
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March 26, 2013
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I fucked in the back of truck while it was moving... the speed bumps...

March 26, 2013
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The Warlock
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haha! thats some serious redneck shit..

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March 26, 2013
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No not redneck at all.

March 26, 2013
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Good thing you weren't getting head bitch would've bite ur dick off with them speed bumps

March 26, 2013
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That's why you never catch head while driving.

March 26, 2013
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If you Drive slowly down back roads u can get decent head while driving

March 26, 2013
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All you need is a head on to lose... your head. It's not you it's the other people driving.

March 26, 2013
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Which is why when I grew up and had kids all that stop
Fun when your young

March 26, 2013
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hate to call you out fam but besides the "out there" ness of your stories the bolded kinda makes what you seem fake.. bitches dont cum like guys do.. they just orgasm.. usually theres no liquid.. unless its squirt.. even then most dont cum as they squirt…

Actually they do.

March 26, 2013
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The Warlock
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you musta been with a tranny fam..

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March 26, 2013
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King Lucem Ferre
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You must have never seen a girl cum before. Then again, sadly in a world obsessed with sex, the people on this planet are very uneducated when it comes to sex.

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lol i was in a 4 & a half year relationship.. ive seen it.. please enlighten me on how guys & girls cum similarly.. 

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March 26, 2013
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Girls do sometimes ooze out a thick white/opaque substance like men do, the purpose for it is unknown, it's speculated to be a lubricant, but yeah it does happen. More associated with a female's vaginal orgasm than a female's clitoral orgasm. If you want to allow it I could most likely find an example of it happening.

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Lucem Ferre said:

Girls do sometimes ooze out a thick white/opaque substance like men do, the purpose for it is unknown, it's speculated to be a lubricant, but yeah it does happen. More associated with a female's vaginal orgasm than a female's clitoral orgasm. If you want to allow it I could most likely find an example of it happening.

i dont want to allow it.. i believe you.. still tho its similar.. but just slightly...

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March 26, 2013
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Its alot easier to get head while you drive. Than it is to eat her out while she drives.
Probably alot safer too but who gives a fuck when your drunk and horny.

April 6, 2013
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Me and my woman tried the car head but i kept going out of lanes and i would drive real fast or real slow the car prolly looked bi polar cuz it was all over the road i couldnt concentrate while she was doing that.

April 7, 2013
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Imagine if you crashed and she bit down. Owwww

April 7, 2013
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bye bye penis

April 7, 2013
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cruise control baby....solves all kinds of problems

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April 7, 2013
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Lucem Ferre said:

Girls do sometimes ooze out a thick white/opaque substance like men do, the purpose for it is unknown, it's speculated to be a lubricant, but yeah it does happen. More associated with a female's vaginal orgasm than a female's clitoral orgasm. If you want to allow it I could most likely find an example of it happening.

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