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June 1, 2013
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damn only 6? FUCK that school haha i took 6 pisses in a week haha

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June 1, 2013
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The Notorious, L.T.B.
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I can give you so much more reasons than that to support sayin fuck that school haha

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June 1, 2013
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ipad thing was pretty fresh tho..

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June 1, 2013
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The Notorious, L.T.B.
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fresh till they wanna charge u 300 dollars replacement fee for a hairline crack in the screen.

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June 4, 2013
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Lucem Ferre said
Girls do sometimes ooze out a thick white/opaque substance like men do, the purpose for it is unknown, it's speculated to be a lubricant, but yeah it does happen. More associated with a female's vaginal orgasm than a female's clitoral orgasm. If you want to allow it I could most likely find an example of it happening.

Alrighty, lemme break it down boys, lol. 

 

During sexual arousal, blood flow to the vagina, vulva, and clitoris increases, causing swelling known as vasocongestion. At this time, a "sweating reaction" occurs that lubricates the vaginal walls. The combination of vaginal mucus and lubrication makes up women's sexual secretions, which can contain carbohydrates, amino acids, proteins, and other acids produced by the normal lactobacillus bacteria.

In addition to these sexual secretions, some women have the ability to "ejaculate"/"ejilculate." It is believed that the Skene's glands, located in a woman's urethra, produce a liquid that is believed to contain high levels of prostatic acid phosphatase (a chemical secreted by the prostate gland and found in semen), glucose, and fructose. This fluid differs from a woman's secretions during arousal.

The big bang is the moment when the uterus, vagina, and anus contract simultaneously at 0.8-second intervals. A small orgasm may consist of three to five contractions; a biggie, 10 to 15. Many women report feeling different kinds of orgasms — clitoral, vaginal, and many combinations of the two.

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June 4, 2013
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SexyLette420 said

Lucem Ferre said
Girls do sometimes ooze out a thick white/opaque substance like men do, the purpose for it is unknown, it's speculated to be a lubricant, but yeah it does happen. More associated with a female's vaginal orgasm than a female's clitoral orgasm. If you want to allow it I could most likely find an example of it happening.

Alrighty, lemme break it down boys, lol. 

 

During sexual arousal, blood flow to the vagina, vulva, and clitoris increases, causing swelling known as vasocongestion. At this time, a "sweating reaction" occurs that lubricates the vaginal walls. The combination of vaginal mucus and lubrication makes up women's sexual secretions, which can contain carbohydrates, amino acids, proteins, and other acids produced by the normal lactobacillus bacteria.

In addition to these sexual secretions, some women have the ability to "ejaculate"/"ejilculate." It is believed that the Skene's glands, located in a woman's urethra, produce a liquid that is believed to contain high levels of prostatic acid phosphatase (a chemical secreted by the prostate gland and found in semen), glucose, and fructose. This fluid differs from a woman's secretions during arousal.

The big bang is the moment when the uterus, vagina, and anus contract simultaneously at 0.8-second intervals. A small orgasm may consist of three to five contractions; a biggie, 10 to 15. Many women report feeling different kinds of orgasms — clitoral, vaginal, and many combinations of the two.

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Yep. Some can pop just from nipple play, some explode and soak down to their kneecaps ("like a water balloon popped in they lap" - violent J lol), other women apparently cant at all. Every woman is different. If they werent so full of surprises (and my dick), then men wouldnt even crave pussy as much and the species would die out.. fuck that darwinian shit no we would still be bangin them nedens lol

June 18, 2013
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i ate a girl out on her period before (:

June 18, 2013
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you rebel you

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June 30, 2013
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JuggaloJ said
How many people here have had sex WHILE driving? Just like to know if anyone else here has. Most people look at me crazy when I ask that. If you haven't I don't suggest trying. Dangerous to say the least. Iv only done it once. The worst part was I was drunk, at night, and it was raining.

I have. I was going 90 in thre rain and when i busted i "accidentally" smashed a mailbox scaring the shit out of the chick fucked up my passenger side mirror but i didnt give a shit. It was worth it

July 1, 2013
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U crazy asses and ur driving sex

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July 1, 2013
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salemblack21 said

I have. I was going 90 in thre rain and when i busted i "accidentally" smashed a mailbox scaring the shit out of the chick fucked up my passenger side mirror but i didnt give a shit. It was worth it

That sounds dangerous as fuck...i hope its not true cuz if it is you make terrible decisions for you and other drivers...whats the point of fucking going 90 in the rain...any of the 3 of those when paired with a sharp turn could be fatal... jusst sayin

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July 3, 2013
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Mighty death pop is watching you

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This one time I licked a girls butthole and I have to say, it was pretty fucking fresh, and I liked it a lot.

July 5, 2013
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Carnivalkilla44 said
This one time I licked a girls butthole and I have to say, it was pretty fucking fresh, and I liked it a lot.

I mean you gotta a bitch that bathes properly and has good hygiene and shit...at least i think thats how that goes...what cd is that from im spacing ive been up for damn near 24 hours...

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It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

July 6, 2013
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Carnivalkilla44 said
It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

it really is, a lot of chicks dig that shit, and i'll do pretty much anything a woman want me to, when it comes to sex anything is fair game in my book, and yes before you ask i mean EVERYTHING, aint nothin gay about a woman fingerin your butthole lol and it's kinda nice when you're pouindin the bitch lol but i digress i am one nasty motherfucker lol

 

July 6, 2013
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Carnivalkilla44 said
This one time I licked a girls butthole and I have to say, it was pretty fucking fresh, and I liked it a lot.

that shit still cracks me up, but even better is on an amb track (i think it's all day) where the dude is talkin about the chicks breath stinkin and turns out he was fingerin her mouth and kissin her pussy, crakcs me up everytime i hear it lol

 

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travisstik said

Carnivalkilla44 said
It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

it really is, a lot of chicks dig that shit, and i'll do pretty much anything a woman want me to, when it comes to sex anything is fair game in my book, and yes before you ask i mean EVERYTHING, aint nothin gay about a woman fingerin your butthole lol and it's kinda nice when you're pouindin the bitch lol but i digress i am one nasty motherfucker lol

 

OCJ_Brendan said

Carnivalkilla44 said
This one time I licked a girls butthole and I have to say, it was pretty fucking fresh, and I liked it a lot.

I mean you gotta a bitch that bathes properly and has good hygiene and shit...at least i think thats how that goes...what cd is that from im spacing ive been up for damn near 24 hours...

Carnivalkilla44 said
It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

I agree with all this..lol

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Violentdope said

travisstik said

Carnivalkilla44 said
It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

it really is, a lot of chicks dig that shit, and i'll do pretty much anything a woman want me to, when it comes to sex anything is fair game in my book, and yes before you ask i mean EVERYTHING, aint nothin gay about a woman fingerin your butthole lol and it's kinda nice when you're pouindin the bitch lol but i digress i am one nasty motherfucker lol

 

OCJ_Brendan said

Carnivalkilla44 said
This one time I licked a girls butthole and I have to say, it was pretty fucking fresh, and I liked it a lot.

I mean you gotta a bitch that bathes properly and has good hygiene and shit...at least i think thats how that goes...what cd is that from im spacing ive been up for damn near 24 hours...

Carnivalkilla44 said
It's off freakshow.

Honestly, it is pretty fresh.

 

I agree with all this..lol

yeah me toocheers

February 27, 2016
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This chick helped my brother lose his virginity.

From her, he obtained chlamydia.

My half cousin obtained it from the same girl soon after.

A fellow named Dan did as well, soon safer that.

Dan paid some girls to beat her ass.

A few months later, a journalist was doing an article about local teens and celibacy. The girl and her friend were interviewed randomly at the mall, announcing their strict virgin lifestyle. We all were cracking up, as it was even on the lower front page of the paper. We remarked how virgins could still produce green discharge and painful urination. 

Girls are crazy, often.

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