All shirts are XL and in mint condition. No fades, no fuck ups. Hardly worn too. 
The white shirts are very clean and crisp despite their age.

Offer up. 

Christmas is over, but that doesn't mean you can't sport this holiday shirt to a Summer BBQ, 
bring some milk and cookies, the kids love that.

"Fuck me? No you fuck off." Skip the meaningful conversations and get straight to the 
point with a shirt that is sure to stop you from getting a promotion at work. 

Balls, they only get worse. But Super Balls stays tight and firm and blue, 
ohh shit, i get it now, blue super balls. thats pretty funny. 

Remember that band who helped build the label, Twizzler something? 
Well at some point they formed a sub label, and opened a store called TwiztidShop.com 
Now you can own a part of that history. Buy this and tell your friends 
"fuck you, twiztid ice tea never makes ringers, well, except this one"

1998, a fine year for ice wine.

XXXXL Violent J Shangr-La yellow Crew, MINT $100 shipped 
Think back, way back, mid 02, you were dating jenny, that bitch,
but she never let you fuck. It was rough times, but luckily the carnival was god,
and you had homies (the radio promo single, not actual friends) but something
always felt missing in your life. it was this shirt.
Own a part of crew merch that's not a jersey. I mean, who wears jerseys anyway.
You don't play sports, don't try and fool yourself.