Update: copy secured! Sent a message to a few random people with offers, come to find out the person I bought it from was ex-Psychopathic Records employee "Golden Frank" Frank Giammanco

He believes my copy was hanging on the wall in the merch room, over the box with the rest of the copies for sale. After the last record sold from the box, he took one off the wall, put it in the same shrinkwrap they used on everything they sent out back then, and put it on his shelf in storage for however many years.  The shrinkwrap had since torn, but it was still sealed somewhat.  Claims it was never played, but the record isn't in the best condition, admittedly.  Sounds just fine though! Glad to own one regardless of condition, and the story associated with it is pretty dope