

2:08 am

February 16, 2018

So, I’m attempting to record stuff now, and I wrote this out of boredom because I had nothing better to do and wanted to see how many references I could cram in a song. I heard G-Mo’s final boss is like this too, but I haven’t actually heard it, so I wouldn’t know. Anyways, I’ll probably never record this, its not really on my list of priorities to make a nerdcore song, so, here’s some lyrics lmao. Prepare for some over the top cheesy shit and possibly some cringe.
Intro (spoken)
Yo
The Dead Sun is here
To ruin her reputation before she has the chance to gain it
Because fuck you
Ima dip my toe in to this nerdcore shit
HERE WE GO
First verse
Step the fuck back
Or this’ll be your final fantasy
I catch you prayin for the win
And ima make that shit a murder scene
I fought in the second battlefield
And blew up tanks
Then I hopped onto league
And blew up more tanks
And if you on my team better give out thanks
And go help out the other lanes, cause I don’t need ganks
But nowadays I’m smashin faces with my warlock punch
Send you to the sky I knew your movements on a hutch
And G-mo if you really made Luigi your main
Well then best expect to catch some ink to your face
I might invite ICP to play D&D
But no matter how nerdy I get, nobody fucks with me
You a level 1 Rogue I’m level 20 druid
Cause when you try and hurt my BEAST FORM I just renew it
Hook:
The monster
Is outta her cage
I’ll take your ass to hell
Cause your gonna fuckin pay
You think your hot shit
Check my fuckin KDA
Any time, any game
I’ll kick your ass all day
(instrumental break)
Back to the fuckin ways I make your life end
First thing to understand
I don’t follow the trends
I smash the damn meta
So that you and your friends
Will know that I’m betta
That’s the message I send
And you can call me fucking Kemba
Cause you know that I’m strapped
I got swords, lances, guns, and a mudda fucking hatchet axe
And I’m shrouded by the juggalos so you aint get to attack
And your posse can’t block so you getting sword slashed
Cause I can see their fear, and I know they hearts ain’t black
Real life, or a deck, your teams all fuckin wack
And you can’t trace my tracer, so you ain’t never hit
Used to be a scout, same deal, stealin all ya shit
Fucking kids think they got game
Think your skills are tight
Well i’ma put you in ya place
Wit this mudda fuccin counterstrike
And I go retro too
So there’s nothin you can do
When I’m beatin your ass in street fighter 2
And they never see me comin, I’m in the back like Q
But when I come into the foreground, I’m ending you
Back to the communities, I’m sick of your shit
I’ll kill a poser and a gatekeeper
Tear em all to bits
When you catch me in game you’ll see me makin the plays
I might get fed up and pull a gta
Then perform a drivebye
But you can’t give chase
Riki Maru with a dagon
Look like completionist snake
And for your sake
you better hope I stay hidden
Cause I can look like Giagis
when wings ain’t gettin bitten
And now you earthbound
Cause I’m a fuck your mother on yo grave
Oh that’s in poor taste?
Ha bitch! What a shame.
Hook:
Final verse:
Its’ time to wrap up
Getting back makin bitches stuck
Before I go though, I’m afraid you all outta luck
Cause soon you’ll be gainst the ones that don’t give a fuck
And they’ll beat yo ass to death, cause you fucking suck
Bitch!
(Spoken)
Oh and for the record, G-mo’s alright
Luigi though, nah, fuck Luigi
Whoop Whoop Iris The Tranny juggalette :
GermaineI see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
2:35 am

February 16, 2018

And now, here’s all the references explained, because its 1 in the morning and I’m procrastinating the work I have to do.
Intro (spoken)
Yo
The Dead Sun is here
To ruin her reputation before she has the chance to gain it
Because fuck you
Ima dip my toe in to this nerdcore shit
HERE WE GO
First verse
Step the fuck back
Or this’ll be your final fantasy
I catch you prayin for the win
And ima make that shit a murder scene
In final fantasy 7 a character named Aerith was famously killed by the main villain of the game whilst praying on her knees in a church.
I fought in the second battlefield
And blew up tanks
The second battlefield game had a focus on vehicles, and I enjoyed the shit out of blowing them up
Then I hopped onto league
And blew up more tanks
Tank can also be used to refer to a character that’s hard to kill
And if you on my team better give out thanks
And go help out the other lanes, cause I don’t need ganks
But nowadays I’m smashin faces with my warlock punch
Send you to the sky I knew your movements on a hutch
In super smash brothers, Gannondorf’s infamous neutral special is called the Warlock punch, and requires a decent amount of prediction of the enemies movements to land because of its long windup
And G-mo if you really made Luigi your main
A reference to one of his songs where he played luigi in smash bros, I don’t remember which one, I don’t know his songs very well
Well then best expect to catch some ink to your face
A reference to one of my new favorite smash bros characters, and one of the best in the game right now, the inkling, who fights by covering people with ink. Also a sex joke, cause why not
I might invite ICP to play D&D
But no matter how nerdy I get, nobody fucks with me
This implies that I am respected despite being associated with nerd shit, which has sometimes been true, but is mostly an exaggeration.
You a level 1 Rogue I’m level 20 druid
Cause when you try and hurt my BEAST FORM I just renew it
In D&D level 20 is the highest you can go, and the Druid gets a stupidly overpowered ability that allows them to use their beast shape (turning into an animal) as many times as they want. Essentially giving them infinite health unless the enemy can kill your beast form and you in one turn.
Hook:
The monster
Is outta her cage
I’ll take your ass to hell
Cause your gonna fuckin pay
You think your hot shit
Check my fuckin KDA
Any time, any game
I’ll kick your ass all day
(instrumental break)
Back to the fuckin ways I make your life end
First thing to understand
I don’t follow the trends
I smash the damn meta
smash the meta is usually a term used by idiots to describe going against what is accepted as the best strategy, however there are legitimate times when it’s beneficial, and if you are confident enough that you’re better than the enemies, which I’m implying I am, than you probably don’t care if its good or not. Also I’m not actually this cocky, I just find it fun.
So that you and your friends
Will know that I’m betta
That’s the message I send
And you can call me fucking Kemba
Cause you know that I’m strapped
I got swords, lances, guns, and a mudda fucking hatchet axe
Kemba is a card in Magic The Gathering, that summons allies when they are equipped with weapons, and so you usually try to give them a shit ton.
And I’m shrouded by the juggalos so you aint get to attack
Slight reference to the kemba summoning allies thing, and the term shroud in magic the gathering means that the creature cannot be targeted by spells or abilities. So I’m saying their “attack” won’t work because they can’t target me
And your posse can’t block so you getting sword slashed
Cause I can see their fear, and I know they hearts ain’t black
In magic the way you block a creature from attacking you is by using another creature, however the key word “fear” means they are only capable of being blocked by constructs or creatures with black mana, this is not a racial reference, it has to do with the attributes of a person, black mana is usually wielded by evil or at least ruthless and goal driven people.
Real life, or a deck, your teams all fuckin wack
And you can’t trace my tracer, so you ain’t never hit
Tracer is a character in overwatch, and tracing is following an enemies movements to shoot them
Used to be a scout, same deal, stealin all ya shit
a reference to capture the flag mode in Team Fortress 2, which I was bomb at
Fucking kids think they got game
Think your skills are tight
Well i’ma put you in ya place
Wit this mudda fuccin counterstrike
A reference to the ultra competitive shooter, Counter-strike, that is unfortunately plagued by many idiotic kids who think that because they play the game they’re automatically talented. I haven’t played it much, but I felt it was a fitting reference, I also haven’t played much overwatch, but those are just about all here that I don’t have much experience with.
And I go retro too
So there’s nothin you can do
When I’m beatin your ass in street fighter 2
And they never see me comin, I’m in the back like Q
But when I come into the foreground, I’m ending you
The character Q was a mysterious figure that originally appeared in the background of Chun Li’s stage in street fighter 2, but in later editions became a playable character. So coming out of the background and into the foreground to beat the shit out of people.
Back to the communities, I’m sick of your shit
I’ll kill a poser and a gatekeeper
Tear em all to bits
Gatekeeping is when somebody feels the need to “test” people to ensure they are whatever thing that they are apart of, so It’d be something like somebody quizzing somebody on game stuff or calling them a fake gamer, they do this a shit ton to girls. I’m sure a lot of us have met juggalo gatekeepers too. Like, people who’d be like “you can’t call yourself a juggalo if you don’t listen to Esham” stuff like that. I do however pass most “tests” people give, but some of them have rediculous standards, but I’ve played so much I usually pass them, doesn’t make them any less of assholes. Same goes for any gatekeepers, juggalo Gatekeepers, and my personal least favorite, LGBT gatekeepers.
When you catch me in game you’ll see me makin the plays
I might get fed up and pull a gta
Grand theft Auto, no shit
Then perform a drivebye
But you can’t give chase
Riki Maru with a dagon
Ricky Maru is a character in Dota and Dota 2 who goes invisible until he makes a melee attack, dagon is an item that any character can purchase that shoots a powerful laser, which does not take riki out of his invisibility.
Look like completionist snake
One of the things you can get for completing the first metal gear solid (I think, I may be confusing it with one of the ones after it) is permanent invisibility.
And for your sake
you better hope I stay hidden
Cause I can look like Giagis
Giagis is the main villain of the game Earthbound, who is lovecraftian in nature and his form cannot be visually comprehended
when wings ain’t gettin bitten
And now you earthbound
A play on the name of the aforementioned game, saying they’ll be bound to be in the earth dead
Cause I’m a fuck your mother on yo grave
Mother is the name of the series earthbound is a part of in Japan
Oh that’s in poor taste?
Ha bitch! What a shame.
People lose their fucking minds if you even so much as joke about the mother series.
Hook:
Final verse:
Its’ time to wrap up
Getting back makin bitches stuck
Before I go though, I’m afraid you all outta luck
Cause soon you’ll be gainst the ones that don’t give a fuck
And they’ll beat yo ass to death, cause you fucking suck
Bitch!
(Spoken)
Oh and for the record, G-mo’s alright
Luigi though, nah, fuck Luigi
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
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