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8:31 am
July 31, 2014
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Who wants it? Double fisted grip on the axe kid, Split your cranium in half, hack till your skulls fragments form a mosiac pattern\
With your head shattered and flattened I couldn’t stop laughing, Not your run of the mill ninja assassin!\
Just a magic ninja – wig splitta, Fresh out the 508, So, Can I be your ghetto neighbor? Kick back some yager and hit the vapor?\
I go by Iyzlo, I puff alotta grow, So my eyes stay low, I’ll dig up a dead president, and have him appraised on the Road Show\
On TV say Hi Mom, With a dirty bomb in my palm, Walk from the explosion in slow motion with my just loafers on\
10:41 am
May 29, 2013
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Fuck you your ryhmes are doodo Butter and they make me shudder. Word to your mother. Bitch.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
10:45 am
February 24, 2014
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ohhhh shit son!
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
1:47 pm
August 27, 2012
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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:49 pm
August 27, 2012
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I win.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
6:54 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I was chugging down 4 slurpees
Til I found out they contained herpes
When I found out I ripped off my hair piece
My mommas a sleeze
For dinner I had chicken, taters and peas, MORE PLEASE
7:13 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut butter,
Can you skate?
7:45 pm
March 30, 2013
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m a schizophrenic
And so am I.
8:26 pm
February 24, 2014
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hah OMD
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
9:28 pm
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August 6, 2013
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I am a rapper.
I look really dapper.
My turtle is a snapper.
Your girl, I kidnapped her.
My boring rhyme scheme
Makes the warlock scream
So I switch my style, for just a while
Life is but a dream.
9:48 pm
December 19, 2013
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patjoyce is the biggest fuckin faggot ive met man
I crawled through the trunk and took a crap in his van
I seen him at wal mart in the little boys section
sniffing underwear with a 3 inch erection
he couldn’t get pussy so man he switched teams
it really turns him on to see guys in tight jeans
every night he dreams about my cock in his mouth
ill get in through his window and take a piss in his house
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
11:11 pm
February 24, 2014
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randy be flowin
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
11:23 pm
February 9, 2013
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It dont get no fatter then randy literally
8:18 am
March 30, 2013
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@piggofdoom and @randy-gall hahahaha you both cranked out some funny shit.. like clown excrement
And @sean-law i jacked that beautiful poem from Bill Murray in “What About Bob?” Lol.. classic movie.
9:31 pm
September 5, 2014
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ran
randy gall said
patjoyce is the biggest fuckin faggot ive met manI crawled through the trunk and took a crap in his van
I seen him at wal mart in the little boys section
sniffing underwear with a 3 inch erection
he couldn’t get pussy so man he switched teams
it really turns him on to see guys in tight jeans
every night he dreams about my cock in his mouth
ill get in through his window and take a piss in his house
randy ill take a poop in your sink and make your girlfreinds brown eye wink
i bet you ask rendome men to wrastle you a fat fuck with some nipple tasels
i was gonna beat you up at the gathering but you ran you where all like i dont want any trouble man
you like mens ass’es and by the way have you seen shiny glasses
gcyoooooood dammit
god dammit where is shiny glasses
11:52 pm
July 26, 2013
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Ya raps whack, ya lack tact
Catch a backhand for spittin that trash
You can’t manage the backlash
Because your skills are half assed
Why you got to be a mockery
Who comes here so cocky g
As if he’s a prodigy
Bound to the slaughtering
But more fragile than pottery
7:09 pm
September 1, 2014
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Double Barrel Bizz-Low @ IYZLO
Fuck Em’ take his cash/ Then fuck Em’ in the Ass with a double sideded Dildo
Did you know
LTB
Stands for Lick Them Balls/ Little Titty Boy/ Limp Tip Bitch
Ya dicks broke in them draws
Pause
When I saw
Sean Law
Stopped my Car/ Cause I had finished up with Brendan’s maw/
Kicked her out to the curb/ She sucked my dick like a slurpy/
I had to holler at Sean/ To get adivice on theses herpes/
Cause the Birdy gave up to him to
And when he pisses/ He sits down like the misses/ It reminds him of prison
Listen
We aint got time to rhyme about dudes Blown-Out-Anus
I had to Bang my .38 fast on Old Mr Dangerous
The Bitch set me up with some dirt weed/ Rotten/ that he gad gotten/
from an albino Overall rocking/ Bin Laden looking mutha fucka named
GanjaGoblin
Who was the bottom bitch of a Pimp named
Demented Smoka
Who used to sell coke for/ PiggofDoom
Who used to make numb chucks out of broken Brooms/ And had pregnant bitches
hide ninjas all up in they wombs/ With tits bigger than Randy Gall‘s water balloons
Never go to texas/ Out there/ the pass around Psyral Infection’s/
Headless erection’s/ Jabronikilla / married Cheddar Bob/ and at the Reception
I got a Hand Job from Cyooddammit’s Mom/ And I never called her back
She was a guy in drag with his adam’s apple patched.
7:11 pm
August 14, 2014
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LTB said
Fuck you your ryhmes are doodo Butter and they make me shudder. Word to your mother. Bitch.
Lmfao.
I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...
OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
7:25 pm
May 9, 2014
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Yo, I’m !JIFF!, and I smoke spliffs
And I don’t care at all, cuz you’s a bitch
I kick wicked flows, 15 years old
But that don’t mean shit, I’ll still split your dome
I practice psychotic rhymes, and verses
I’ll leave your family members, riding in hearses
Every rhyme I spit, is extremely inhumane
Kidnap a girl, emotional pain
Wrap around your neck, with a rusty chain
You don’t know !JIFF!, imma make that change
When I walk in, everybody flees
Because murder is a gang, and I’m the OG
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
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