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5:52 pm
October 13, 2012
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yo mammas so fat shes got an ass like a hippo, from here to japan and you know id try to hit it but i cant find the can
just bored reply if ya want mmfwcl
10:40 am
July 15, 2012
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Yo mammas so big she calls Violent J her little, skinny oompalumpa man. I heard Jamie fell through her cracks somewheres. Sending a rescue squad and shit. Mono said he was too scared of spelunking. Tryin for a solo career.
3:07 pm
July 27, 2012
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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but your mother's a whore.
6:07 pm
July 15, 2012
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October 8, 2012
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I had to roll ur fat mom in flower to find the wet spot. #pancakepussy
3:58 am
July 14, 2012
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Yo mamma sucks so much dick, she could suck the chrome off a trailer ball hitch then after that she suckstarts her harley and drives off.
MCL
6:56 am
September 18, 2012
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Your mother is not very enjoyable to be around do to her tendencies to be extremely rude and she acts in an undesirable way, however, she is rather astounding when it comes to performing sexual acts in which she has had much practice with over the years with the amount of male partners she continually beckons into her bed.Oh, and I think your mother might have a weight problem.
8:11 am
July 15, 2012
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Lucem's Mom spit Lucem out her vagina….nuff said.
4:12 pm
October 8, 2012
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The only thing yo momma can cook is blue waffles!
10:28 pm
October 8, 2012
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thats it? really? this thread had so much potential……
12:46 am
yo mamma's titties are so saggy she dust mops the floor everywhere she walks
10:21 am
You’re mamma so ugly I painted her face and she said “wait that’s my ass” and I said “my bad I thought it was your face”
You’re mamma so fat to fuck her I gotta slap her ass and ride the wave in..
You’re mamma so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, I said “did you lose a shoe” she said “no I found one”
You’re momma so ugly, she’s not into S&M, she just has to tie mofos up to get them to sleep with her
You’re mom does crack and meth and doesn’t own a picture of you and lives 3 hours away in a trailer with her new family and only visits you once every few months to walk around your house tweaked out and disassemble you’re Ice maker out of your fridge and go through all your stuff even though you told her not too and you went on a vacation for a month and came back and she had turned your room into her and her new husbands freaky “sex room” so you moved out and you just, you just don’t have a good relationship with her.
11:19 am
October 8, 2012
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Corey said:
you went on a vacation for a month and came back and she had turned your room into her and her new husbands freaky “sex room” so you moved out and you just, you just don't have a good relationship with her.
nice
11:20 am
October 8, 2012
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Your mom tried to fight back.
unsuccessfully
7:04 pm
You’re mom wears boondox paint when she dances gundam style.
7:29 pm
July 27, 2012
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It's Gangnam style… gundams are robots. *Your mother should have raised you to have enough sense to know that.
Your momma's like a McDonald's drive through; quick, cheap, and easy.
7:30 pm
July 15, 2012
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Your mom was on RuPauls Drag Race. She lost. What’s the T, hunty? 
7:50 pm
July 27, 2012
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Ironically, my mom really digs that show.
Your momma collects STDs like pokemon. Gotta catch ’em all!
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