Thank you Lucem Ferre for being our ringmaster. Round 1 starts……Now! First up, the challenger patjoyce

Battlin a grown man who calls himself a warlock, don’t know why he’ll just delete me
I don’t even rap but he’ll run cryin away hopin don’t nobody see me
You don’t moderate a website, you moderate cock and balls
Goin in and out your ass while your catchin vapors suckin on halls
Your mother is your lover and best friend, she keeps you home to herself she’s just scared you’ll leave her
But you couldn’t get pussy on your own if bitches mistook you for Justin Beiber
You said you won’t battle a nobody you blew me off I got dismissed
The real reason is your rhymes get dumb and dumber like your name was Lloyd Christmas
Get this, now he’s butthurt look at that little bitch runnin away
To find his delete button it’s up your ass warlock you’re gay
If this was back to the future you’d be crapped out gettin tossed out of biff’s
For puttin all them dicks on your lips, givin blowjobs and tossin salads for gif’s
Scared to respond back you’re wack your rhymes they fail to diss me
The only time I saw your disc it was being used by a dog as a frisbee
You’re tryin to reach the top and that’s all good, I respect this
But the only way you’ll reach the top is during a bad game of tetris
The same website you work for dissed you and said your shit was played
Now go cry to your mama and you just might get laid
Let her sit her fat sweaty ass on your face, try to forget that you’re a disgrace
No one ever took you tryin to rap seriously in the first place
You’re like Mase, a pretty face fuck trying to find your voice bitch go find puffy
Tell him you want to make the band he might let you watch his kids if you lucky
Fuck puffy fuck warlock his rhymes are fuckin played out like myspace
You might as well pack your shit and leave the game, here bitch use my suitcase

-Your turn

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Lucem Ferre said:

In the blue corner, hailing from magical mysterious lands that teach witchcraft and wizardry, soon to be releasing his hit mixtape “Momma Said Knock On The Door Before You Walk Into Her Room”.

The mystical magical absolutely fantastical WARLOCK!!!!!

And in the red corner, hailing from somewhere else that doesn't matter either, here representing pennies for Esham because he believes in keeping Esham paid before his name becomes East Side Hookers And Food Stamps (Eshafs). A beginner to the Faygo Luvers rap battling scene, this being his very first battle.

The fucking amazing ice cream praising JOYCE DA 5'9″!!!!!

fuck bro, you have me choking over here. shit was funny as fucking fuck! lmaooo

lol yea i agree too