Fark.com is a site that collects news stories from around the web and puts funny headlines on them.Some from today include “Ric Romero reports ice sales soar as Eastern heatwave continues.In other stories pumpkin sales are expected to rise in October.”and”Do you find yourself surprisingly sober and not hallucinatng as much as you should be at school?Slam several 5 hour energy drinks and trip balls.”Just some funny shizzle for you.