I was on the Abominationz tour bus and it was clear to me that the students had become the masters. Glad Twiztid is thriving, & hope J incinerates his midlife crisis and gets his wicked on ASAP.

Bonesaw Wizardstick said

vinyllover said
Sometimes I dip my dickhead in lotion and pretend it’s Mt. Fuji

  

Made my day.

When I was younger, We used to go out on nights out and end up going to the gay bars, towards the end of the night (because thats where straight girls used to go, to get away from men like us (OR MAYBE IM JUST GAY LOLOLOL)). One night, I walked into the toilets. Through the main door, there were two other doors, one left and one right. I chose the right door and when it opened, I saw 2 men. One was sat on the back of the toilet with his legs over the other guys shoulders, getting fucked. I was 18. I was absolutely mortified. I ended up just leaving the bar and getting in a cab and going straight home, without telling anyone. 

That was the gayest thing id ever seen, until this whole “beef” and how everyone is reacting to it.

Dark Lotus was, in actuality, to be an ICP/Esham project. They even discussed doing Soopa Villainz with Tech N9ne and calling it Planned Panic. No matter how you slice it, Dark Lotus was originally a Violent J concoction. I’m sure he then approached Twiztid and Blaze about it and they collaborated from there. 

It was kind of like one guy said “hey I’ve got this idea for a crazy fresh restaurant called Murder Burger! It’s a carnivore-only joint where no vegetables besides potatoes are allowed! Hey, Eshack, do you want to join me and add your own flavors to my meat?” And Eshack is initially intrigued but then decides that he isn’t fully down with the code of Murder Burger, because as a future Cordon Bleu graduate, he still wants to include some veggies like onions and lettuce. So the guy approaches his other two associates, who have recently began working at his other restaurant, Intense Chicken Place. Those two fellas are on pretty good terms with the guy at this point, and are ready to adhere to the particular rules and practices required of Murder Burger. Murder Burger then becomes a force of four gentlemen: the guy, his brother-from-another-mother Snazzy 3 Piece, and the two employees Jiminy Masterson and Preston Childe, aka Rotundo and Da Surgeon General. The guy is so impressed at the creative offerings and work ethic and overall comfort ability of his new homie’s that he easily agrees when they ask to being in their old school friend, Christoph Roosevelt III, soon to be know as Braise, Ya Bread Slowly. And goddamn, what a crew! The way that they all form a Voltron-esque unit and make waves to push the Noah’s Ark-like barge called Murder Burger into the ocean of American restaurant success stories becomes the stuff of underground legend! They officially open their first Murder Burger in 2001 and form a cultish following. Even folks like myself become a part of this, and even tattoo their restaurant insignia onto their flesh, in that oh so familiar bloody chicken bone Celtic cross on my back. It’s like the Golden Arches of indepedent musi- I mean restaurants. . . Time goes by, and rumors start to emerge of some strife behind the scenes at Murder Burger. Most of it is unfounded rumors passed from word of mouth between customers, but then, unfortunately, the internet becomes a thing. A thing that shows a view inside the greasy cartilage-covered windows of Murder Burger and into the reality of the employee’s egos. Some say that Braise, Ya Bread Slowly was treated unfairly and underpaid…  others murmured about Snazzy 3 Piece getting too into the raspberry vodka + Faygo mixer that they called Danger Juice and him causing an overall chaotic ruckus… but the truth was that the original guy and one of the other main contributors to the success of Murder Burger, Da Surgeon General, had some personality clashes since day 2. I guess they had some pluckin to do, I’m not for sure. But after a decade+ of success, Rotundo, Surgeon and  Braise leave to form their own restaurant, citing things like Murder Burger not promoting their pork chop sandwich enough, and also of personal things, like when the original guy went off his meds and accused Surgeon General of sexy dancing with a girl at their Detroit restaurant rival’s place, Phlegm-N-Em’s (which, as we all know, is a lot more successful in the mainstream restaurant world… the guy even pressured Rotundo and Surgeon General into making a mock radio ditty aimed at Phlegm’s.. I think it was called ‘The Real Fried Anus’)… and ultimately Braise had to leave because Rotundo ghostwrote all of his sauce recipes, anyhow…….. the year is now almost 2020 and fans of both restaurants have become loyal to either one, but some enjoy both and wish the drama would just be over. Personally I love both places, but I only have enjoyed a few recipes from the new place, Majik Nibbler Eatery. It just doesnt taste the same for me, but maybe my tastebuds are biased. What will the future hold? I’m no Wiseman, buy my advice is to eat what you like, dont be afraid to share your opinion, but dont get too caught up in the behind the scenes drama. Ultimately, these people are flawed human beings just like you and I. I think the one employee/business partner who does stuff for both restaurants and himself, Anybutter Grilla, has the right mindset.

Old Mr Dangerous said
Dark Lotus was, in actuality, to be an ICP/Esham project. They even discussed doing Soopa Villainz with Tech N9ne and calling it Planned Panic. No matter how you slice it, Dark Lotus was originally a Violent J concoction. I’m sure he then approached Twiztid and Blaze about it and they collaborated from there. 

It was kind of like one guy said “hey I’ve got this idea for a crazy fresh restaurant called Murder Burger! It’s a carnivore-only joint where no vegetables besides potatoes are allowed! Hey, Eshack, do you want to join me and add your own flavors to my meat?” And Eshack is initially intrigued but then decides that he isn’t fully down with the code of Murder Burger, because as a future Cordon Bleu graduate, he still wants to include some veggies like onions and lettuce. So the guy approaches his other two associates, who have recently began working at his other restaurant, Intense Chicken Place. Those two fellas are on pretty good terms with the guy at this point, and are ready to adhere to the particular rules and practices required of Murder Burger. Murder Burger then becomes a force of four gentlemen: the guy, his brother-from-another-mother Snazzy 3 Piece, and the two employees Jiminy Masterson and Preston Childe, aka Rotundo and Da Surgeon General. The guy is so impressed at the creative offerings and work ethic and overall comfort ability of his new homie’s that he easily agrees when they ask to being in their old school friend, Christoph Roosevelt III, soon to be know as Braise, Ya Bread Slowly. And goddamn, what a crew! The way that they all form a Voltron-esque unit and make waves to push the Noah’s Ark-like barge called Murder Burger into the ocean of American restaurant success stories becomes the stuff of underground legend! They officially open their first Murder Burger in 2001 and form a cultish following. Even folks like myself become a part of this, and even tattoo their restaurant insignia onto their flesh, in that oh so familiar bloody chicken bone Celtic cross on my back. It’s like the Golden Arches of indepedent musi- I mean restaurants. . . Time goes by, and rumors start to emerge of some strife behind the scenes at Murder Burger. Most of it is unfounded rumors passed from word of mouth between customers, but then, unfortunately, the internet becomes a thing. A thing that shows a view inside the greasy cartilage-covered windows of Murder Burger and into the reality of the employee’s egos. Some say that Braise, Ya Bread Slowly was treated unfairly and underpaid…  others murmured about Snazzy 3 Piece getting too into the raspberry vodka + Faygo mixer that they called Danger Juice and him causing an overall chaotic ruckus… but the truth was that the original guy and one of the other main contributors to the success of Murder Burger, Da Surgeon General, had some personality clashes since day 2. I guess they had some pluckin to do, I’m not for sure. But after a decade+ of success, Rotundo, Surgeon and  Braise leave to form their own restaurant, citing things like Murder Burger not promoting their pork chop sandwich enough, and also of personal things, like when the original guy went off his meds and accused Surgeon General of sexy dancing with a girl at their Detroit restaurant rival’s place, Phlegm-N-Em’s (which, as we all know, is a lot more successful in the mainstream restaurant world… the guy even pressured Rotundo and Surgeon General into making a mock radio ditty aimed at Phlegm’s.. I think it was called ‘The Real Fried Anus’)… and ultimately Braise had to leave because Rotundo ghostwrote all of his sauce recipes, anyhow…….. the year is now almost 2020 and fans of both restaurants have become loyal to either one, but some enjoy both and wish the drama would just be over. Personally I love both places, but I only have enjoyed a few recipes from the new place, Majik Nibbler Eatery. It just doesnt taste the same for me, but maybe my tastebuds are biased. What will the future hold? I’m no Wiseman, buy my advice is to eat what you like, dont be afraid to share your opinion, but dont get too caught up in the behind the scenes drama. Ultimately, these people are flawed human beings just like you and I. I think the one employee/business partner who does stuff for both restaurants and himself, Anybutter Grilla, has the right mindset.  

GOLD!!!!!